Brian Rihlmann

First Date Fart

call it a way of weeding them out—
the too uptight ones
the insane, pretty ones
the ones like so many Jersey girls
I’ve known…
obsessed with appearances 

I’ll make it look 
like an accident—
“Whoops! Sorry about that!”

any reaction 
but laughter
will be an immediate 
red flag—

because if THIS 
is a problem 
what else
will I have to hide?

2 thoughts on “Brian Rihlmann

  1. A ‘foul’ but ‘strong’ truth that’s good to know beforehand. I mean, if you are having intercourse via the anus, and the poor girl releases waste on your organ….well, all we can do as gentlemen is smile, comfort, and keep strong.


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