Fuck Florida
I love winter. All the bugs die. The trees get naked, so you can hug ‘em better. Kids skid down hills, bash their Fiats into phone poles. Wise guys stay home with an old Penthouse, looking up from the vaseline to surf the web for porn.
January brings the spiders. Wolves who crouch under the couch. Wait for a misapplied finger. Or a nightmare with the narrowest of openings. Who Contradict any fool brags ALL the bugs die.
Procyon lotor – little dog that washes – waddles up to the garbage. High up above the domino mask, the Davy Crockett tail, the freaky screams in a fight to the death… high up above the hemlock, wheel the Dogs, yapping starlight at the Big Guy, the Mighty Hunter, searching endless winters for the identity some cop digital copied and stole.
The Little Dog, Procyon, pauses to pee in the garbage; the coons, erect on hindlegs, snarling their treasure to repossess.
I love winter, seated in my ancient Oldsmobile – jacked-up, stripped of wheels; possums, roly-polies, black widows existing in the trunk. I throw kisses to the Big Dog, in full knowledge no finance company in the sky would repo my ride – the oil-burning brain, the bad-timing heart, no stomach for the road, no thymus for anything but the blackberries in the pants and the snow on the head.
I light a universal joint. Join the memory in song.
Orion comes down to earth, because the planet sounds safe and sane. Camps in the park. But after a month of the good life, the cops bust Orion for climbing trees after squirrels, running down lap dogs to spit-roast over an open fire, various other violations.
Orion gets hauled in. Flatfeet relieve the drifter of sword, belt, shoelaces, string tie. Ogle the no ID of a long-ago ego.
I love winter. All the thoughts of dreams put on ice. Till the spring flows through the rusty pipes on the heels of Saint Paddy’s.
I love the way the dead of winter lies there, bitter in its own frozen zen.
I love winter.
Winter abides the failure of the success that dreams us in the first place. Time has run, full circle, outta gas. It is now – tomorrow’s sun low-slung in the Archer – up to you to thumb back to town; fetch what is needed to reboot the resole of your sole pair of Florsheims; I’ll hold your brew, just don’t expect it to be there when you get your ass back. Following Monday, consider maybe the drawbacks of stepping outside to hunt for work.
Who is it argues love makes any sense?