Demon Therapy
At eight O’clock on Saturday night Duke and Sally heard some thumping from the bedroom. They climbed the stairs with baseball bats and slowly opened the door.
They saw a couple of humanoid giants on top of each other thrashing about.
Duke “Night Angel – you’re back. I haven’t seen you ….“
Sally interrupts “And Night Monster. You too?”
Night Angel explained “That’s right. The two of us helped you with your –uh-difficulties – before you got married with the workouts we gave you. We snuck in the last few days at night. It looks like you could use us again. We decided to practice some of our lessons before you showed up.”
“What do you mean?” Duke asked.
Night Monster explained “You don’t even touch each other much anymore. You’re too young to give up on the sexual side of life.”
“It’s not true, Sally and I got it on just, uh when was it Sally?”
“This year for sure.”
“Ok, tell us this. Can the two of you take a refresher course?”
The humans looked at each other, thought about what they were doing up until the last couple of years and said “Sure.”
Night Angel said “OK, let’s start with the basics. You both work. Try not to take anything home with you. Cut down on the alcohol and fast food. Eat healthy food. Get outdoors and move around as much as possible without wearing yourself out. See if meditation will clear your mind. Try to follow those steps for about a month before you go for more intimacy. You have to get both body and mind in shape. Hugging and kissing help too.”
Ten days after the initial session a package from N. Monster and N. Angel appeared on their doorstep. Sally picked it up and asked Duke “How do demons send packages?”
“They must do it at night. Maybe they have a side hustle we don’t know about and have a checking or credit account. They wouldn’t have any trouble selling their bodies to get the cash and could have done all of their ordering at night. Let’s see what it is.”
The package had brightly colored manuals and toys. A note told them to have a blast. Over that evening and into the next morning they had used ten kilowatts of electricity powering the gadgets and made it 12% of the way through the 2021 edition of the Readers Digest Kama Sutra.
After a couple of months, the night demons visited the humans after sunset on a Friday. Night Angel asked if they knew what a fluffer was Duke blushed and said that he did, and Sally nodded. Night Angel said “Each of you could act as the fluffer for the other to prepare for sex. Suction and manual stimulation works for both brands of genitals. Have you done that before?”
Both humans nodded. More to the point, Duke said “We’re ahead of you there. We have gotten the spark back with your excellent tutelage. We discussed this yesterday and thought that we were ready for our final exam.”
Night Angel told them “Go for it guys. We like to watch, just like that guy in the movies.”
Duke and Sally performed the three act play that they had researched the previous night. Act one, fluffing like1999 in a Little Red Corvette. Act two, reverse cowgirl. Act three, a temporarily exhausted Duke struggled through missionary with an equally exhausted Sally.
Towards the end of the show Night Monster and Night Angel were on their feet cheering and clapping.
Duke thanked them and said “There is no way we can thank you for all that you did for us, but Sally and I were thinking if you could let us get a little rest and come back a couple hours before sunrise, we could, uhh … .
Night Angel smiled and responded “I like the way you think. You two were always our favorite humans.”
After a couple of hours before daylight the demons returned. Partners were traded, new ideas were tried, and all of the parties were pleased. As was always the case the demons disappeared at daylight leaving two very happy and tired humans to sleep all day Saturday.
When they did get up, Sally said “What a visit. Night Demon really touched me.”
Duke asked “Emotionally?”
“No, all the way to the uterus, with tongue and dick.”
Duke smiled “I hear you. Night Angel’s tongue and lips. Mmmmmmmmmm.”
Sally answered the phone and listened for about a minute. “Good news. Our demon buddies think that they should check on us once a month.”