Visible Woman
“You were that kid with the boner. Back in high school, right? Freshman biology?”
Lying on the lounge chair by the pool at the Ardent Gardens Mobile Home Court rec center, you’re looking up at whoever it is speaking to you. The sun, directly behind her, blinds you. You can make out that it’s a woman because the crotch of her bikini is right at eye level. The camel toe makes it official.
“You’re that guy, right?”
You shade your eyes. Now you can make out the face. Which is—your science teacher, Mrs. Nicks. From high school. Like from fifteen years ago. Holy shit. You didn’t realize you were fixating on your former science teacher’s vagina.
You remember Mrs. Nicks as a slender, serious woman, maybe in her early thirties back then, with tortoise shell glasses and a smoker’s voice. She kept her wild, curly brown hair cut in a loose, jaw-length bob, went bare-legged in belted shirt-dresses, and wore penny loafers without socks. Seeing her in a skimpy two-piece swimsuit is somehow unnatural.
She’s standing over you, running a towel over her hair, the water droplets dancing off your chest.
There’s a little bit more to her now than you remember, but not much.
“The boner kid? Every class. That whole semester. Right?”
Of course it’s you. How could you forget? You’ve still got the scars on your psyche. But you had no idea Mrs. Nicks ever noticed.
You give her a cocked grin. “Freshman year is still a blur,” you say. Which is not in the least bit true. It’s crystal clear and still fresh enough to make you cringe every time you think of it.
That whole year, you could not get your mind off sex. Freshman Biology was the absolute worst. Mrs. Nicks kept a model on her desk at the front of the classroom, a transparent figure of a naked woman with the skeleton and all the organs visible through the clear plastic skin. Your seat assignment put you right in front of it.
At one time or another, you imagined every girl in your class displayed naked, full-sized as a transparent plastic figure.
By the time class ended, you had a huge hard-on. Every time. It felt enormous. And not in a good way.
When the bell rang, you hunched over in your seat until everyone else left the room so they wouldn’t see, wouldn’t laugh at you. If a couple of the girls hung around by the door, you wouldn’t move. Better to be late for the next class than have everyone talking about the useless boner you always got in biology.
“Kevin, right? Kevin Winchell?” She’s holding out a beer to you.
“Mrs. Nicks?”
“Ms. now. Mister Nicks gone bye-bye.” She waggled fingers of farewell with the hand holding the beer. “I’m back to Waxworth. I’m surprised you don’t remember.”
You don’t remember, but you say you do, making noises about old wounds or something. You’re not fully here. You’re back slogging around in the sludge of despicable memories.
“You might have missed it. But it felt like everyone was making jokes about us.”
She waggles the beer, drops of condensation hitting the crotch of your swim trunks. Like she’s aiming. It’s cold on your folded-up pecker. So you take it.
“That boner of yours kept me sane. Least I can do is buy you a beer.”
She stretches out on the lounge chair next to yours, crossing her legs at the ankles, then takes a pull from her own beer.
There’s a faint whiff of something familiar and you realize it’s the same fragrance she always wore in the classroom. Something ferocious is stirring in that dark cave of memory.
You realize she’s been talking, and all you’ve done is stare at the texture of her thigh.
“—like, do I come right out and thank you for having a hard-on in my class?”
You’re not listening closely. Your science teacher, in a wet swimsuit, is talking about your penis.
“Feels odd bringing it up, but we’re both adults, right? Some of us a lot longer than others.” She leans over the arm of the lounge chair and dips her sunglasses to look at you. “You don’t mind me talking about your penis, do you?”
“Not at all,” you say, because you don’t want to come off as a dipshit prude, even as you stare in on the freckled bosom in her swimsuit top spilling toward you.
She re-sets her sunglasses and settles back on the lounger. “I didn’t think so, but you know how it is. Old habits, I guess.”
Old habits sound okay right now.
“At first, I assumed it was one of the girls in class.”
You’re about to say you can’t recall any of the girls in that class but she keeps on talking before you can lie to her.
“I tried playing Sherlock and catch who you were watching,” she said, “then I realized. Every time I looked? You were watching me.”
Which you were. You were terrified she’d stop the class and make you go see the nurse or something. You’d have to walk out of the classroom with that boner of yours leading the way.
“If my marriage wasn’t breaking up, I’d have reported it to the assistant principal and let the office handle it. But. That asshole Frank was fucking the girls’ P.E. teacher. You may not remember her.”
“Miss Gantz?”
“Miss Gantz. She always smelled great. Like she was sweating Giorgio or whatever it was she was wearing. Made me feel like shit.”
She takes a pull at her beer, quenching a fire not quite dead.
“But—there you were, with your little pecker all hard in my class, watching me. For that, I am grateful.” She salutes again with her beer. “Good thing you weren’t eighteen.”
You chuff a laugh, non-committal, leaving it there.
“What was going on in that overheated adolescent brain of yours? Like, was I naked? Right there in class?”
It makes you feel bad how she’s built up this idea about you and your boner. As far as you recall, she never got a turn on your fervid mental merry-go-round. She wasn’t the one keeping your adolescent brain sautéed for the entire hour.
“Some days, I’d be so depressed. Then I’d come into class, and there you’d be with that super erection aimed right at me.”
Again, you laugh, like something shared. But really. Who imagines their science teacher naked?
“I couldn’t think what to do about it. Can you imagine? Frank is fucking Miss Gantz and I’m going to the office to report an unauthorized boner in my class.”
She laughs. You laugh. It does sound ridiculous.
“So I let it go. Besides. It was an emotional pick-me-up.”
She swirls the last of her beer and knocks it back.
“Seriously. Between us. The age difference didn’t bother you?”
You give her an embarrassed smile and a shrug, but she waits for you to speak.
You don’t want to spoil her own fantasy, something that’s sustained her through a really tough time, the way she tells it. So you decide you can do her a small favor. You can recall one of your fantasies and fit her into it. For old times’ sake.
“Okay,” you say, “there was this one. Kind of regular. We’d be naked, and totally see-through. Skin and muscle would be transparent and the organs totally visible.”
“Kind of creepy.”
Creepy is good. Discourage her curiosity.
“Well,” you say to her, “I was looking at the plastic model on the desk all class period. So. No, it didn’t seem creepy at the time.”
“Where were we? What did you have us doing?”
“Up on the desk. As I pushed in—slowly—I could see everything inside. How all the innards shifted around to make room for my—penis—”
“Innards? Is that a technical term?”
You laugh but keep going. “I could see through the skin and muscles enough to make out the reproductive parts, the nerves, the blood vessels. I could watch how my prick slid in and out, in and out, going faster and faster. All the parts started getting warm, so warm they’d glow. Then we’d lock together to let me come. I could see the way it spread through the abdomen, the legs. I didn’t have a good grasp of where semen went exactly, so I imagined it spreading like ink in water, going everywhere. I’d keep going until I was done. Then, we’d relax. I’d pull out and all the organs and muscles would close around the tunnel I’d created.”
She seemed to go slack, staring straight ahead.
“Wow,” she said.
You wonder if you overdid it.
She swings herself upright and says, “Come on, I want you to have something.”
You overdid it.
She slips into her wrap, throws the towel over her shoulder, then grabs you by the hand.
You’re worried you’ve turned yourself into the magic dick of her fairy tale fantasy. You have serious doubts about conjuring the boner she remembers so well.
But you follow her. You imagine the neighbors watching as you leave the pool, her leading you past the other mobile homes to her own double-wide, hidden behind dwarf orange trees and a leafy trellis.
Inside, her place is cluttered but well-kept. There’s no sign she shares it with anyone.
She offers you another beer, which you take. A good excuse if you can’t get hard for her.
She disappears into the back, the bedroom probably. Were you supposed to follow?
You shouldn’t have told her that story. But you did. So—that makes it your fault she’s thinking the way she is. You should at least show her you’re not grossed out by the idea.
You will your dick to rise, and give yourself a few quick rubs to help it along. It does, and you’re grateful.
She comes out from the back, carrying a large box of what look like toys.
She notices immediately. “Is that what I think it is?”
Is she being funny? She’s a fucking science teacher. Or are you about to make a total fool of yourself?
She puts the box on the table, watching you, watching your hard-on.
You’re confused. She seems to be waiting on you. Whose turn is it?
She steps closer to you. “Did you mean to do that?”
Must be your turn. You’re not sure what should happen next. Maybe you’re supposed to offer a kiss. You lean in but she flinches aside.
You straighten up. You can feel your cheeks brighten, to a glowing stoplight red. You retreat, but she hooks her finger in the waistband of your swim trunks.
“This,” she says, “could turn out to be weirder than either of us imagine.”
You’d flee, which she seems to sense, and tugs you closer. She squats down, settling on her heels and slides your swim trunks down to your ankles, helping you step out of them. She takes you into her mouth, wetting you thoroughly. With a kiss of the tip to signal she’s done, she stands up, steps out of her bikini bottoms, kicking them away from under her feet. She turns her back to you and bends herself over the dining table, guiding you in from behind.
Your ambivalence hasn’t melted your hard-on, but does give you a fine balance of insensitivity and hardness that forces you to work toward the climax, which right now seems a long, long way off. Like your elevator is stuck on the second floor. It feels good, but not good enough to speed things along. You realize she’s working right along with you, vocalizing, arms stretched out, gripping the edge of the table. You’ve got her by the hips, concentrating on how it feels, trying to raise the elevator.
Not wanting her to get bored, you wet your finger and reach around to find her button. That seems to unlock something.
Pretty soon the table’s shaking, you’re shaking, she’s shaking, the entire mobile home is shaking on its blocks, and then she lets loose with a howl and she reaches back, grabbing hold of you, clamping you to her. Then you’re rising, like a mortar on the 4th of July. You’re up on your toes. You explode. She’s got you by the buttocks and you can’t draw out, even as you spasm with the contractions, a shot gun racked and fired, racked and fired, until the spasms lessen, leaving you drained.
When you can’t seem to give any more, she lets go of you and rests her head on her arms. She is sighing, regaining control of her breathing.
You pop out, making a mess on the carpet.
You offer an “oops.” You’re not sure why.
Boning your high school science teacher wasn’t high on your life’s achievements list. Now it is.
After a moment she pushes herself up from the table, first one arm, then the other, to rest on her elbows.
She ducks her head to look back at you. “Damn,” she says.
She straightens up and moves past you to get her cigarettes. She lights up, takes a long drag. Then looks down at the glistening trail you left running along her thigh.
She leans against the little breakfast bar and says, “We’re a mess, aren’t we?”
You aren’t sure if that means hygienically or spiritually.
“You know,” she says as she draws on her cigarette, rolls the smoke around in her mouth and blows a stream to the ceiling. “I only meant for you to have that model of the visible woman as a thank you for getting me through very bad time,” she says, taking another drag, “but shit that was worth the wait.”
Your cock still spasms, unwilling to surrender the field just yet.
She reaches out with her foot and flexes her toe on the underside of your crank.
“Would it be greedy to ask if you have another one of those in you? Since you’re here?”
There’s only one way to find out.