The Pretend Mobster With the Colostomy Bag
The second time
This cocksucker fired
Me it was for real
And we ended up
Shouting about respect
And dead fish in
The parking lot.
He called me Tommy
And always wanted
To fuck my girlfriend,
A fact I exploited
To pilfer thousands,
But now he wanted
To go to war
Over $75 and a
Bottle of Dom.
I’ll piss on your grave,
Old man, and don’t
Bother sending that
Fish I’ll be out
With your wife
When it arrives.
