Newt
He hated being called Newt
But I still called him that
Pretty cool nickname
You ask me
One of the bad boys of our study abroad cohort
Maybe the baddest
of all the boys
He’d do runs into Amsterdam on the train
Smuggle us back hash
Overcharge us
But he was the one risking
God knows what
after all
My friend gave him head once
And I was jealous of her
I never got to have a fling.
One night after the bar
We passed the Eternal Flame monument
Newt whipped out his cock
Took a piss
And put it out.
