Hits and Tits
two women
posted pictures
showing their breasts
the first woman
was naked
her nipples just there
hanging out
like cow udders
the other woman
was talking about self help
but positioned the camera
right on her cleavage
I really shouldn’t be
seeing either of their breasts
I’m just scrolling through social media
but since I am
I can’t help but imagine
their breasts in a wrestling match
swatting at each other
until one woman’s tits
finally pins the other
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