Fuckin’ Pussy Licker
Fuckin’ pussy licker,
I said
as piss skipped
unwittingly
down the front
of my pants
as I was
taking a piss.
As a cockroach
skittered up
the wall
and into
the cupboard
before I could
obliterate him.
As the clock
struck 8
and I was late
to be somewhere.
As my head
throbbed
from a migraine
that sprang upon me
10 minutes earlier
like an unwelcomed
guest.
As it was
a week before
Christmas
and I realized
Christmas day
was going to be
80 and sunny
in Fullerton, California.
As my wife
snuck up
behind me,
bit my ear,
and squeezed
my lonjas
and said,
Lick my pussy,
bitch.
Horror Sleaze Trash 