Full Nudity
We sit down to dinner
and a movie
that promises some violence
and full nudity.
I pause the movie
and see that the running time
is 2h and 7mins.
That means everyone is naked
for the entire movie,
I say.
Over 2 hours in the buff.
Anything less would be
“partial nudity.”
She laughs
and says she doesn’t think
that’s what it means.
When the first clothed person appears,
I tell her we should stop it
because they have lied yet again.
But she wants me to keep it going.
Like laryngitis running a four minute mile.
They’re not even topless,
I complain.
We’re not even halfway
there!
Horror Sleaze Trash 