Boredom is a Pathetic Way to Die
You wanted to play Chess
but nah bitch,
we gonna play Twister.
That’s what I do—
I’m a game changer.
Since you had me all twisted up
in your twisted mind ~
You tried to bore me to death.
I had to switch up the board.
I had to bring the color
and bend over for something
that could keep me awake for once.
You can’t be lazy if you wanna play
Tick-tock, tick-tock, checkmate,
blah, blah, blah…
Boredom is a pathetic way to die!!!
So, I can’t hang around you, honey.
Well, spin the dial, it’s your turn.
Wait, wait, wait…
Can you play Twister without a backbone???
You gotta go back to your board—
back to your black and white world.