Judge Santiago Burdon

My Biggest Fear

What am I afraid of 
My biggest fear?
Gladly I will tell you
If you’ll buy me a beer

Ex-wives,
girlfriends,
any of my ex’s 

Latinas with knives
and most women from Texas
Their husbands and boyfriends 
Drunk and packing weapons

But if I’m being honest
I will have to plead
Women just in general
scare the hell out of me

Let me narrow the field
If I must confess
Any damn woman
in a wedding dress

That would have to be
my final answer
Also nuns with rulers
and exotic dancers

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