My Biggest Fear
What am I afraid of
My biggest fear?
Gladly I will tell you
If you’ll buy me a beer
Ex-wives,
girlfriends,
any of my ex’s
Latinas with knives
and most women from Texas
Their husbands and boyfriends
Drunk and packing weapons
But if I’m being honest
I will have to plead
Women just in general
scare the hell out of me
Let me narrow the field
If I must confess
Any damn woman
in a wedding dress
That would have to be
my final answer
Also nuns with rulers
and exotic dancers
Horror Sleaze Trash 