Onomatopoetic Supervillain Junkie
Confessions of an
Unredeemed drug addict
Whose name shall not be mentioned
Screaming onomatopoetic imitations
Sinking dirty syringes
Into floppy celery veins
Pretending to be a shitty knock
Off Supervillain Junkie
Is the highlight of my day
DING!
BAM!
POW!
Junk gives you superpowers
It turns you from
Invisible Man to
Retarded Tortoise
It even cums
With its own cape
I got this star tattoo
Right on my sweet spot
So I can always aim the needle
For my honey hole
ZING!
Been from Florida to
California and
Never found a better
Lover than this laconic
Muse
Shit’s better than hot and heavy
BBW sex smeared in
Pumpkin Pie
It’s got all the
PLOP!
SLAP!
CLAP!
I’ll ever need
And she don’t talk back
The perfect supervillain
Sidekick
Everybody’s searching for that
Special somebody
They just don’t realize her
Name is Dope
I tell ya
DOPE!