Imported from Addis Ababa
“Mommy, LOOK at THE MONKEY! He’s PLAYING with HIS —”
The little girl was going to say “pee-pee” until her embarrassed and shocked mother muffled her mouth and whisked her toward the concession booth for some cotton candy; her daughter loved the stuff, maybe the fluffy confection would erase the monkey’s abominable acts from her impressionable young mind…
But the mother was definitely in the minority; everybody else outside the cage was eating it up, a bunch of wide-eyed, salivating animals, pointing and cackling as the Gelada baboon jacked off for their weekend entertainment, pumping its big ding-dong with two hands, up and down, faster and faster and—
“Whoa, man, get a LOAD of that LOAD!”
“SCREW the LOAD! Look at the COCK on that THING!”
“That CRAZY APE must’ve JIZZED a GALLON!”
Balls fully purged, the baboon flashed its hideous fanged grin before giving his audience the finger…
“Well, FUCK YOU TOO, you damned MONKEY!”
“UP yours, ya FILTHY APE!”
Somewhat reluctantly, the riotous crowd moved on, ambling toward the next zoological attraction as the baboon yawned and scratched his dirty pink ass.
“Okay, okay, Harry, pipe down. It’s coming, buddy…”
The zoo closed for the evening as the zookeeper, crate of field corn balanced on his shoulder, unlocked the cage. Harry was starving, screeching and dashing from corner to corner as his handler stepped inside. The zookeeper knelt, opened the crate, and tossed the green ears onto the concrete floor, one after another.
While Harry munched, the zookeeper plucked a fresh Roi-Tan from his shirt pocket and lit up, smoking, reflecting…
“—don’t smell like monkey shit either.”
“Baby, please, you know I can’t help that. I’m a zookeeper, after—”
“And he never COMES first! I mean, NEVER! He can FUCK for HOURS!”
“He’s a lot younger than I am.”
“You got that right!”
Jessica, the zookeeper thought, watching Harry’s gnashing fangs.
She had been one hell of a lay. They had met in the express lane at Mac’s supermarket where she worked as a checkout girl; he had forgotten the spicy mustard and she had been a good sport, dispatching a pimply-faced bagboy to fetch it, sparing him the hassle of returning to the crowded aisles.
That simple act of courtesy had touched him, infusing the zookeeper with a rare jolt of confidence; they’d chatted while the kid hunted for the mustard, and by the time he’d returned, the zookeeper had Jessica’s digits tucked in his shirt pocket alongside his ever-present Roi-Tan.
Thus began the best sex of the zookeeper’s life…
Jessica could never get enough.
And nothing was off limits.
She liked it doggy-style, cowgirl, reverse-cowgirl, old-fashioned missionary, every which way two people could fornicate. No hole or sequence of penetration was prohibited; she was especially fond of ass-to-mouth, introducing the relatively inexperienced zookeeper to the practice. Even now, he got a hard-on every time he used the ATM, each bittersweet transaction reminding him of Jessica’s desertion.
The heartless whore had left him for an eighteen-year-old produce clerk named Maurice. According to Jessica, Maurice could stand on one foot and juggle three coconuts. Also, Maurice had a twelve-inch cock and testicles the size of lemons.
Presently, Harry screeched for more food. Puffing on his cigar, the zookeeper tossed the remainder of the corn in his direction.
The plan was to go back to his apartment, swill just enough beer and smoke just enough dope to lower his inhibitions and/or fear of capture, and then procure Jessica as she finished her shift at nine. The zookeeper had been stalking her for weeks; he knew Jessica’s schedule backwards and forwards. Maurice worked days, so he wouldn’t be there; he would be back at her place, puffing on a jay, priming his twelve-inch pole and big nuts.
Sorry, Maurice, but there’ll be no nooky tonight.
Not for you, anyway…
The zookeeper watched as Harry attacked the corn.
That’s it, buddy. Eat it all. You’re going to need your strength for later…
He waited until Harry swallowed the very last morsel before pulling the tranquilizer gun from his belt. The darts were loaded with just enough azaperone to knock Harry out for a few hours. Sedation was necessary. Otherwise, the perpetually-horny baboon was liable to jack-off three or four times before he could do the job…
And that just wouldn’t do. Harry had to be at fullpotency for this.
“Sorry, Harry,” the zookeeper said, aiming the gun, “but you’ll thank me later.”
Then he squeezed the trigger.
Sitting behind the wheel of his twenty-seven-year-old Pontiac Fiero, the zookeeper’s knuckles whitened as he gripped the wheel. In homage to Ted Bundy, he had removed the passenger seat, affording him a nice flat surface in which to transport his human parcel to the zoo.
In deference to paying customers, Mac’s employees parked on the far fringes of the lot, a good distance from the store proper, so that’s where the zookeeper had parked, right beside Jessica’s royal blue Sunbird.
“And he’s HUNG like a GORILLA!”
“And another thing!”
“He AIN’T been CUT!”
“You actually like—”
“I love me some UNCUT COCK!”
Each and every heated argument came flooding back, slashing the inside of his brain like knives. Then he saw her…
He hadn’t been waiting more than a few minutes before Jessica appeared. She was still wearing her bright red smock. With much pep in her step, she waltzed across the smooth asphalt of the parking lot.
Eager for Maurice’s cock, the zookeeper thought.
Well, baby, I’m afraid I have some bad news…
When Jessica spotted the zookeeper’s car, she stopped in her tracks, a split-second freeze in which she may or may not have considered turning around and returning to the safety of the store. But she didn’t retreat. She shook her head in dismay and kept right on walking as her ex waited.
The zookeeper didn’t emerge until Jessica was unlocking her door, popping up like a demented jack-in-the-box, leering at her over the Sunbird’s roof.
“Don’t you ever come to my job again—”
He brought up the tranquilizer gun, leveling it at her head.
“Unless you want a dart in the eyeball,” the zookeeper said, “I suggest you shut the fuck up and come with me.”
She started to mouth off until he cocked his gun, and that’s all it took to convince her that he wasn’t fooling around. The zookeeper stepped behind her as she reached the passenger side of his car, opening the door like a true gentleman.
He then whacked her in the back of the head, knocking her unconscious as he pushed her in, rushed around to the driver’s side, fired up the Fiero and hauled ass back to the zoo.
The enclosure’s overhead lights rendered the tableau a sickly yellow. Wielding a water hose, Roi-Tan jutting from his mouth, the zookeeper stood in the corner of the cage, eyes glazed over with malevolent wonder as he took in and admired the scene.
Hands cuffed behind her back, a naked and groggy Jessica was sprawled out on the concrete. She had begun to revive, but was still not fully aware of her predicament just yet. As for Harry, was just about fully woken up, the azaperone having finally relinquished its potent grip.
Unable to delay any longer, the zookeeper activated the hose and blasted Jessica in the face. She coughed and sputtered, whipping her wet head around, slinging water in all directions as Harry ambled around her.
“LOOK ALIVE, KIDS! RISE AND SHINE! IT’S PARTY TIME!”
Then he sprayed Harry right in the kisser, and that sealed it. Baring his fangs, screeching and flailing his gangly arms, the baboon kicked into gear.
Jessica’s eyes bulged like Texas grapefruits—
“OH, MY GOD! NOOOOO! PLEASE, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Her terror seemed to have an aphrodisiac effect on Harry. His cock sprang to life, swelling and pointing the way as he approached his new mate. The dart still buried in his flank did little to diminish his agility; in fact, he hardly even seemed aware of its presence.
“THAT’S IT, HARRY! GO GET IT, BOY! TAP THAT NASTY POONTANG!”
Jessica’s bowels cut loose then, spewing shit beneath her squirming, kicking form. But Harry didn’t care as he mounted her from behind.
He liked some stink with his pink.