That Damn Heartless Bitch
“Show me that you can steal my heart”
She told me in a soft delicate voice.
So I did just that.
I cut out it out, grilled it, and I ate it.
Although to be honest the texture was rubbery
And the taste was frankly subpar at best.
Did I really kill her?
Fuck Yes I did!
Am I really guilty though?
She really should have been far more clear on her instructions.
Oh well women can’t live with them can’t live without them.
Then again I suppose she didn’t live with me too long.