Scott Simmons

That Damn Heartless Bitch

“Show me that you can steal my heart”
She told me in a soft delicate voice.

So I did just that.

I cut out it out, grilled it, and I ate it.
Although to be honest the texture was rubbery
And the taste was frankly subpar at best.

Did I really kill her?

Fuck Yes I did!

Am I really guilty though?

Nope!

She really should have been far more clear on her instructions.

Oh well women can’t live with them can’t live without them.

Then again I suppose she didn’t live with me too long.

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