Everything’s Fine
I jerk off so often
My dick gets sore
I pretend it’s out of love
When my cat bites me
I purposefully ignore
What looks like mold on the floorboards
I work on the blog or write poems
Instead of looking for a new job
I eat too many chips and fries and Sour Patch Kids
Cuz my cholesterol is OK for now
I took a break from reading the news
During Trump’s first term
And never started back up
Yes
Don’t worry about me
Everything’s fine.
Horror Sleaze Trash 