le petit caporal
he looked more like a China pig
than an emperor; belly swollen, big flabby
ass, legs like sausages boiled in lager.
also, his teeth were black from chewing
licorice, and he had digestive issues, and
headaches, and nausea, and liver
complications, and his bladder had shrunken
and contained gravel, so peeing was a great
and demoralizing hardship;
after the Tuileries, after Milan, the Russians,
the Prussians, the pyramids and Waterloo,
to be standing in a frigid water closet
on the island of Saint Helena, penis
in hand, leaning into that last and most
humiliating battle, little drops of urine
falling into the chamber pot
like a volley of grapeshot.