A Respectable Widow
Tired of going to have sex
Behind the Church of San Francisco el Grande
In Madrid, the capital
Or in the El Batán area, in the Casa de Campo park
My friend brought me a clipped ad
From a Madrid newspaper, Dating Section
It reads:
“Respectable widow with three flamenco dancers
In need of a dancer to teach them.
Call this number during office hours.”
Since it caught our attention
We called from a public phone booth.
We arranged to meet at 5:30 this afternoon, Thursday
Which is the day that soldiers serving their country
Go out to dance or have fun at dances
Or in parks like El Retiro, mainly.
We went to a building in the Diego de León area
Ranged the doorbell on the first floor.
The respectable widow answered
All dressed in gray.
She led us into a living-dining room.
She made us sit on a two-seater sofa
Near a small table
On which rested one of my books—what a surprise!
Title: “The Posh Girl and the Posh Guy”
Which, she told us
She bought last Sunday at the flea market
(El Rastro).
I didn’t say anything.
With her, seated in a beautiful mahogany chair
We agreed on the price:
€30 for a quarter of an hour
€50 for half an hour.
I gave her the thirty, my friend the fifty.
She clapped her hands three times loudly
And at once appeared
Three very slender flamenco birds
Who were her daughters
Masked from the waist up.
From the waist down, they wore thongs
Yellow, red, and purple.
The three of them
When they removed their masks
Were very beautiful and pretty
With prominent breasts
That had undergone cosmetic surgery.
The first one is named Filomena
The second, Timotea
And the third, Segismunda.
They all asked us at once
How we had our little dancer or soldier.
They said they were having sex with flamenco masks
We were choosing
At our whim, the hole where to put it.
We answered that we had a dancer
Healthier and more dance-like than Antonio “the Dancer”
Flamenco dancer, choreographer, and artistic director.
We already flipped a coin
For Segismunda and Timotea
Because Filomena had her period.
I got Timotea
My friend got Segismunda.
The honorable widow took us
To two different bedrooms
We already had our dicks out, erect
Freshly washed by the widow.
When it came to sex, it was amazing.
Damn, a flamenco dancer!
Since we were both hard from the enema
I came on her vaginal lips
Begging her to let me in her arsehole
Feeling a new erection.
-Don’t deny me, Timotea
Or I’ll fuck your mother.
-If you want to fuck me in the arsehole
You have to leave another fifty euros on the nightstand
Because you’ve already come
And time has passed.
I went to my wallet, took out fifty euros
Leaving them on the nightstand.
I fucked her so hard and panting from behind
That I snapped the flamenco dancer’s neck
Her mother had to come
When she heard her screams of pain
Because, at the moment of ejaculation,
I was trying to bite off
Her ears.
I should mention that the honorable widow arrived
Wearing a gray flamenco mask
And black panties.
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