Willie Smith

My Sign 

Now that I am old and worthless, 
teetering along the sidewalk, 
getting in everyone’s way, 
so rickety and disgusting, 
not even the dogs want to piss on me, 
I have attached a sign to the back of my shirt: 
If found down, 
please kick me to the curb, 
and call a garbage truck. 
Please do not attempt mouth-to-mouth, 
unless it really gets you off, 
because I might like it too much.