Harry Whitewolf

Troll

The off-his-trolley troll posted on my feed: ‘I’m lonely.’

But it came out as: ‘You’re a poncey wog-loving fuckwit who deserves to have his spastic face bitten off by a rabid Rottweiler on cocaine.’

Then the off-his-trolley troll posted: ‘I just need someone’s attention.’

But it came out as: ‘I hope your sister gets raped by a monkey.’

Then the off-his-trolley troll posted: ‘All I want is to be loved.’

But it came out as: ‘You’re a fat and ugly cunt. Why don’t you do us all a favour and kill yourself?’

So, I finally posted back: ‘I love you’,

And he posted back: ‘Poofter.’