The Highest Office in the Land
He was the CEO of CEOs.
Hotboxed his spacious workplace
in the clouds.
Felt his heavy eyes fall in on themselves.
The highest office in the land.
Getting on the phone to listen
to some strange voice say a bunch
of even stranger numbers.
Then under his desk to construct a fort.
Shooting staples at imaginary armies.
Looking at his plant in the corner
and wondering about photosynthesis.
Trying to figure out why rain was wet
before the munchies kicked in.
Horror Sleaze Trash 