Johnny Scarlotti

end game

i get on stage
and all the girls scream

i begin reciting my poetry
and girls are throwing their bras and panties at me

girls are pushing past security grabbing at me
stroking my dick
rubbing their pussies

i tell security
it’s aiit let em thru

and girls come on stage with me and take my pants off and begin sucking and fucking my enormous penis

and the crowd is going crazy
sold out stadium

and i’m reading my poems and they are screaming HOLY SHIT
he’s a FUCKING GENIUS
the G.O.A.T.

they shout ENCORE ENCORE and i come back out
rip my shirt off
revealing a suicide vest
it’s my favorite part of my set:
where i kill us all