Daniel S. Irwin

Random Thoughts In The Morning

Life is sometimes
As thrilling as
Being the “Next”
In the waiting room
Of the dentist office.

The special fire house chili
Brought tears to the eyes,
Flamin’ farts soon followed.
One must always consider
The consequences of one’s
Actions.  Ice cream is not
Always readily available.

In all the years of
Carousing about
And all the women
Who fascinated me,
I only asked two
To marry me.
One said, “Yes”.
One said, “No”.
Both were a 
Disappointment.

My first thought upon
Waking in such an odd
Inexplicably good mood
Was that I must be
Someone else.

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