Kiss the Witch
I
The witch
is polishing her nails
on all twelve fingers
The witch is changing
the oil in her motorcycle
The witch is dancing
to Texas Blues
undulating her body in S’s
while rolling her hips in O’s
The witch is singing
in a minor key
The witch is being misunderstood by many people
The witch
surprisingly
does not wear black all the time
The witch
is wondering what to write
The witch is wearing sexy underwear
but only for herself
they make her feel good
The witch is swimming naked
in a cold mountain river
The witch is calling down thunder
and lightning
just because
The witch is conjuring demons:
Here little demons
come to Momma
The witch knows
that you know
that she knows
that you think she is crazy
but she’s ok with that
The witch is swinging her pulaski
next to the fire
and her face
is smeared with sweat
dirt and ash
The witch
is camping out in the desert
with the eyes
of ringtail cats
watching her
The witch is directing a movie that takes place
in the near future
The witch travels all the time
by bus or train
or she flies
The witch is drinking massive amounts of beer
The witch is vomiting and regretting
The witch is practicing her fiddle
The witch would like to see peace in her lifetime
but also wishes the loud annoying people
next to her
would shut up
The witch is tuning her guitar
The witch is not casting a love spell
on you
that is so passé
if you can’t love her for herself
then fuck you
The witch thinks you have a lot of growing up to do
Nevertheless the witch will make you a chai with soy milk if you want
The witch should be working on her next novel
but
she is forgetting to do something
Have pity on the witch
she works hard
and compared with most people in the world
she is doing less harm
than most
On second thought
the witch doesn’t need your pity
The witch
just wants your respect
The witch is seriously thinking about becoming a lesbian
The witch has fantasies
But the witch also likes the cock
There is something about men
Which is both good and bad
But the witch supposes that is true of women too
The witch thinks she could be a nun
and live in a cloister
and not talk much
and meditate
But the witch goes out for a walk
barefoot
and it’s a nice day
there are lots of people out
and then the witch thinks that she needs this too
and would wither in a cloister
The witch is confused
The witch goes into a café
to have a jasmine tea
and think about it all
II
And what does the witch think of you?
Does the witch think of you at all?
How can you talk to the witch?
Should you call the witch?
Should you send the witch an email?
Should you write the witch a poem?
Yes says the witch
you should always write the witch a poem!
But you don’t know if the witch really means it
You are never sure of the witch
and what the witch wants
You are not even sure the witch knows
what she wants
except for general things like happiness
and fat-free frozen yoghurt with M&Ms
But you?
That might depend
on the witch’s mood at the time
and how good your poetry is
She might not even approve
of referencing poetry
in a poem
But you think that if the witch got to know you
and invited you over for dinner
you might be able to finally kiss the witch
After some intellectual conversation first of course
And a bit of wine
Perhaps you could take a walk with the witch
in the semi-darkness
through a tunnel of fireflies