hipster in tight jeans
asks for a craft beer in a PBR bar
accepts his fate
takes his drink out to the patio
and i follow
creeping up from behind
he is pretending straight
nothing but bro and dude, and hey man
chats up a waitress who just rolls her eyes
she looks at me and says, this one is yours
and i say, am i that obvious?
i’m pretending straight
as i get my turn
he chats me up and i ask
about his tight jeans
and how good they’d look
on my hotel floor
he smiles nervously
says I’ll be right back
and he will
we all play games until we finally
wake up
Horror Sleaze Trash 