Damian Balassone

Pompeii Excavation

The recent Pompeii excavation
unearthed a stunning revelation:

A corpse with hand on crotch
was found beneath the rubble

While others ran like hell
he didn’t take the trouble

To move his fingers from his private plumbing
It’s fair to say he didn’t see it coming

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