No Fucking
He followed me into the urinals
and stood behind me as I pissed:
‘I hear you think you’re
a tough guy’ he said
‘Maybe you’ve heard wrong’
I said finishing up and
walking over to the wash
basins:
‘Just don’t fuck with me’
he said:
‘I’m not going to fuck with you,
but maybe, your girl’ I told him:
‘Maybe you’ll try’ he said
‘Yeah, I might do’ I said
‘Maybe I’ll fuck with your girl’
he said:
‘Okay, let’s not do any fucking
tonight’ I suggested:
he nodded,
‘No fucking’ he said
‘No fucking’ I said