Bear Food
I went to the mountains
the bears didn’t eat me
the snowfall didn’t bury me
there was no plane crash
I made it back
but she wasn’t here anymore
and whenever I think about
getting eaten by a bear
which is often
now I can only picture
Leonardo DiCaprio in my place
because of that film he did
and bear food is no longer
an authentic death for me
so I’ll live.
It was the only death
I wanted.
Horror Sleaze Trash 