Thanks Boss
if he can sneak out
two, three times a day
for a cigarette
then surely I can
to rub one out
sitting in my car
in the parking lot, right?
same amount of time
same stress relief
I’ll be twice as productive, after
promise I’ll be quick
and not abuse the privilege
probably just once a day
twice, tops
ok boss?
thanks
I knew you’d understand
Horror Sleaze Trash 
Thanks for that mental image, Brian.
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