She’s Not a Whore, She’s Your Whore (There’s a Difference)
She never goes ass to mouth
on the first date.
She’ll pour you another drink
cook you dinner in six-inch heels
& pay for her own abortions.
She loves titty fucking.
She doesn’t wear underwear.
She’ll squirt if you suck on her clit just right.
You’d marry her if she believed in marriage.
All she needs is your love.
So what’s stopping you?