She said she had to quit giving hand jobs
because her arthritis got too bad
she would have customers at the full body massage,
regulars wanting the regular
and her arthritis would flare up
so she went to this specialist who filled out
all the requisite forms
and now she collects disability
and doesn’t have to give hand jobs
She showed me the form which explained
the cause of her chronic arthritis:
She said the term “work” was important because the injury
had to be work related or you got nothing.
I guess she told them she was a secretary or something
and there was no follow-up.
Good for her, and quite the looker as well.
Retired at 23.