Andy Seven

Drugs And The Woman

This is a story about drugs and the woman
in my cold midnight room

I think about the one I loved
she was fair she was clean

Every day had a bright tomorrow
but the spiders have their way

And the hangman has a schedule
tik tock and time ran out

But she left me bereft of me
The man had better game, was I to blame – no

8 balls and dime bags
fentanyl and pipes of Pan crack

The way to a woman’s heart is through her vices

She ran with the pipe ran with the smoke
slithered through the powder
CAN I SAY IT ANY LOUDER?

She bought it all, man
the dealer’s promise
the pimp hand
she belonged to the street
she was in the life
drowned in the pipeline

Bloody arms and bloody nose
Where have you been and where are you going?

Empty bed blues
he was at the White Horse Saloon

Sunset and Western
I had my gun all ready

He was lounging in the booth
All his boys were sucking up vermouth

When they saw me they all laughed
I heard them speak but I didn’t hear a word

My head was pounding and I reached into my jacket
Blew two rounds into his head then ran out the back

Lost the jacket ditched the heat
saw an old, familiar face standing on the street

Overdose of Destiny: Impulse Fiction

Southern Arizona Press
133 pages
$8.99

Judge Santiago Burdon delivers you his entrails and bile and treasure in these stories from the inside of his hell. Every story is rough and glorious, bloody and holy, harrowing and comforting. Burdon is as honest about his shortcomings as he is realistic with this world of temporary bliss and constant loss. In the end these characters are all broken and then healed: crushed by their own search for release, healed by their friendships and their unwavering truth. There is a code of those who end up in prison and swim together in this pool of sharks: keep your word above all else. This loyalty and the bravery to keep facing the lacerated face in the mirror day after day elevates the addict and the drug-runner to sainthood, even if the God is an injured fruit bat wrapped in a coat, a stray dog fetching a filthy ball, a van full of cocaine. There are lessons learned from Jingles the panhandler, from a sex-starved divorcee, from the Grim Reaper, from the grizzly bear slashing your throat. There are rings lost in the Vatican which end up on dead Pope’s fingers, there are keys which no longer open the childhood home and an endless doorway to approximations of what home feels like at the bottom of a bottle, a pile of white, a syringe of false peace. After each light crashes its brittle body all over the floor, the alarm blaring and the epinephrine surging, there is the apology and the embrace; there is the forgiveness and the kiss. This vindication, this escape from prison while in a prison of the ruined flesh, does not come from God, but from a friend with a breakfast burrito and a black coffee and a wish for safe passage past the “Border Patrol, DEA, State Police, Sheriff’s Deputies and Local Barneys.” The disguise is complete as you put on the priest’s collar, wrap your neck of costumed grace, and jump onto the “Ghost Pony” and ride into hell as it quakes our dirty cities to the ground.

Scott Ferry, author of Each Imaginary Arrow

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J.J. Campbell

just a little truth

the dog days of summer

all the pretty women 
have moved on

even the gypsies turn 
away and laugh

remember when you 
wanted to be a vampire
and live forever

someone spiked the punch 
again

three chords and just 
a little truth

find a singer and you too 
can get fucked in hollywood

she laughed when 
i said i love you

not exactly the confidence 
boost needed for a lonely 
soul

fireworks in the distance

nothing but cold shoulders
inside these walls

tomorrow never comes
and we’re low on ice

she wonders aloud about 
insanity

hold my beer

time to shoot down the 
sun once again

Sidney Williams

Sum of the Parts

Riggs did a quick up and down on the young woman when she opened the door. Her untucked flannel shirt had that soft, washed-many-times look. A couple of the buttons were in the wrong places too. She’d thrown it on, and the skinny jeans were ripped in that fashionable style. Barefooted. 

Ash blond hair was pulled back into a hasty pony tail that let a lot of strands escape, and she wore glasses with heavy, dark rims. Maybe geek sheik but probably worn more after-hours when the contacts were taken out.

“You’re Hannah?”

He always asked for a name and double checked it. Avoided misunderstandings.

She studied him a moment then nodded. “You got here quick.”

“Taphonomic alterations start in a couple of hours. Rigor can be a headache.” 

Eyes widened behind those broad lenses. Maybe she hadn’t expected precise jargon. He wore a faded black tee with a metal band logo and jeans that looked more distressed than hers. 

“Couple of years of pre-med,” he explained.

“There have already been a few…taphonomic alterations,” she said. 

“Maybe you’d better let me have a look before we talk price,” he said.  

She reached forward to turn a small latch on the full-glass storm door that separated them.

“Come on in.”

The floors were hardwood, the veneer shiny. They’d been redone in at least the last couple of years. Nice house, well-kept, nice neighborhood. She was doing okay. They moved down a hallway with attractive artwork, one piece maybe an original. All right classy. No bloodstains. Nothing had been done up here.

A door off the living room opened to darkness. Riggs slipped a hand into his back pocket. He kept a small, flat knife there. The blade was sharp and could be nasty if he needed to defend himself. 

Hannah flipped a switch and brought light to a stairway made of treated but unpainted wood. A pile of rags and towels rested two steps down, stained with black-red, some spots glistening. 

“Down there,” she said.

“You lead,” he said. 

Shrugging, she descended first.

The concrete floor at the bottom was painted a dark green but hadn’t had a fresh coat in a while. It was spotted in a few places. Old stains. She’d done pretty good at cleanup. 

Riggs paused when he saw an X-cross covered in black vinyl against with nail-head trim on one wall. A restraint had been clicked tightly around a wrist, male from what it looked like. Riggs’ gaze trailed downward. The forearm was hairy. That was where the limb stopped. 

“Do you have a medical background?” he asked.

“I’m an orthopedic surgical device rep,” she said. “A thing for tendons. It’s kind of innovative. I’m in a lot of ORs on the job, but I’m not as elegant as the doctors. Of course ortho doctors are kind of like carpenters.”

The hack marks had been made just below—or maybe it was technically above the elbow in this position. A little fresh blood streaked down the X’s branch. Muscle and tendon were jagged, with strings of veins and arteries dangling down, though a hacksaw had probably been used on the bone. A patch of skin had been sliced in an almost perfect rectangle, leaving exposed red muscle. 

“Tattoo?” Riggs asked.

Hannah’s lips and cheek muscles contorted into a guilty grimace. Then she touched a corner of her mouth, seeking reassurance it was clean.  “I just got a little carried away,” she said. 

She had not been joking about taphonomic alterations. The head sat in a royal blue Dutch oven on a wire shelving unit. Longish hair was tangled in bloody masses, one central clump sticking up like the spiked handle it had been used as. The eyes were closed at least. 

Feet extended from beneath a multi-colored crocheted throw. They appeared to be still attached to legs and those extended under the blue-and-pale-blue pattern to what might be fairly intact.

“How long ago?” 

She pulled a phone from her hip pocket and checked the time.

“Hour and a half.”

“Everything else is under there?” he asked.  

She expelled a breath through pursed lips. “The, uh, genitals are in a Tupperware container in the fridge.”

He raised his eyebrows. “Carried away again?”

“A little.”

He looked everything over again. “One eighty, one eighty-five?”

“You’re good.”   

“Sum of the parts,” he said. 

He stroked the Van Dyke at his chin, looking from head to arm to the throw.

“Five thousand,” he said. “You’re still going to want to wipe everything down with bleach after I’m gone.”

“Sure, sure. I’ll be careful. I was thinking more seventy-five hundred.”

He hadn’t expected a haggle. He eyed her for a moment, impatient. She had some balls and not just in the fridge. Still, while they were vulnerable to each other here and now, he could account for his whereabouts at the time a medical examiner could place time of death. She was looking at worse charges. He was after the fact.

“How tall was he? Six-one?”

“About that.”

“Seven even,” he said. “Final offer.”

She didn’t want to keep the guy. 

Hopefully she’d made sure no one knew who the guy was meeting tonight. That wasn’t Riggs’ concern.

“Deal,” she said.

He slipped out his phone. “Venmo okay?”

“That will work?”

He tapped a few keys, looking over the remains again.

The internal organs would still be in fairly good shape, and she’d been smart to preserve the sex organs, if she hadn’t gotten out of hand with the removal. He could turn a nice profit even with the bargain she’d driven, and she’d reap the dual benefit of the payout and having the body gone with virtually no trace. He’d mark it a win/win.

It was around two a.m. so the neighbors would be dozing, and she had a garage that would accommodate his van and allow him to avoid Ring cameras and the like.

He could be out of here in a couple of hours and get early messages to all of clients. A few had grown impatient since his contact at the med school had moved on. 

He didn’t know what buyers needed bones or body parts for. He never asked. 

Daniel S. Irwin

I Thought I Was Ready

I thought I was ready.  Clothes flung off.
Richard hard as rock in flagpole mode.
A wild woman grabs my tool and drags me
Across the room pushing me onto the bed.
She quickly introduces my peter to her snatch
Immediately getting into humpin’ and suckin’.
All those piercings and the nose ring, with
Armpits full of flowing yellow blond hair,
Definitely accented her stylish Mohawk do.
What was going to be a quickie lasted all night.
Sweet Jesus, I’d been done.  Satisfied and tired.
I didn’t even mind the new tattoo she gave me.
But I’m ready to get dressed and wander home
If someone would untie me from this bed.

Maria Barnes

Love Never Dies

In my nightmares
she’s still an idol
standing at the kitchen table
and gnawing at my fibula.

I remember red liquid
dripping down her neck.
She smiled and offered me a kidney.
“Where did you get it?”
An awkward shrug:
her right clavicle was in my hair.
“The neighbor came around.
The rest of him is gone.”

She fed a kiss to me,
a satiated lie.
It was her lover
I tasted in my throat
and then her screams and her despair
as I approached her with a knife.

And when I was alone,
I vomited her eyes up with a sigh.

Johnny Scarlotti

my first book signing 

starving… rummaging around… i mustered up a mcketchup packet… rip the top off… imagine it’s a chick… put it in my mouth n suck… n fuck yea…

ima relish this

i do another line of crushed up adderall
inside my car that i’m livin in,
outside the library

ssnniiff

i look at my face in the rear view mirror, and laugh

( i am so depressed ) 

windows rolled down, it’s hot 

i watch a guy and girl passing by 

he’s tall, buff, mean looking

gurl sees me

gets excited

(??)

says, shrieking

“ARE YOU JOHNNY SCARLOTTI?!?!”

“um, sadly, yeah”

she jumps up and down

comes over
the guy follows, looks annoyed

“pardon the whip, 
rari is in the shop”, i joke 

guy looks upset 

she grabs one of my books (!!) from her bag
says “can you sign this for me?”

“sure” i grab the pen from her
“your name?”

“Naomi” she says, handing me the book

it’s all beat up
suffered a lot of water damage
i can’t help it
i make a joke
“did you get pussy juice all over this or wut”

guy looks mad
he puts his arm around her like she is his property
like he’s scared of me stealing his mcchicken

“relax, i’m not gunna take ur mcchicken”, i say 

“what?” he says like a bitch

i say back to him
“shut up bitch”

oops, haha, i shouldn’t have said that, 
i donno wuts gotten into me lately, 
this guy could easily kick my ass 

he says
“the fuck did you just say, faggot? reaching back like he’s going to hit me thru my open window 

oh shit, what do i do

“get out of the car!” he grabs my car and shakes it 

“what!” he screams 

he elbows my side mirror, snapping it off  

the girl says “chill chazz!!” 

“you’re real tough” i tell him 

he circles around my car, spits on my back window  

“fight me”, he begs

“no…”

oh yyeahh

i pull out my new pistol

(a reeal sexy model
best rated for blowing your brains out)

guy gasps, puts his hands up
“woah buddy, u win” he says, stepping back
“please don’t shoot. please”

i don’t really know what to do next …

“BANG!” i scream and he dives to the ground

i give the girl the book n pen back 

“sorry about that” i say

starting my engine 

girl says “wait, can i come with you? he’s not my boyfriend”

guy’s back on his feet “what, i thought we were together” ,“babe”, he pleads

“no, you’re a stupid asshole” she says

i open the passenger door for her

she hops in

i point the gun at the guy again

“BANG!”

he falls to his knees, like he’s just been shot

a dark stain grows out of his crotch. it looks like blood but it’s probably just piss…

and we leave.

guns are pretty cool

/i look her up and down, 
damn, i’m in the mood for a mcchicken

/pardon my outfit, i tell her.
it’s laundry day, i lie

M.P. Powers

The Taker, The Rainmaker  

It takes more than just wild-eyed
courage.
It takes a tightrope walker’s balance. 
It takes the nerve of a canal
horse. 

It takes a knife to the laws of physics.

It takes your hair, 
your teeth, 
your youth.
It takes the delusion 
of hope. It takes all your illusions.
It makes 
you wear the mask of a clown
the hide of an alligator, 
your shoes
on the wrong feet and your toupee
backwards. 

Then it puts your mind in total black sun  
darkness.
Then it comes for your name, 
your ego,
your identity, 
your convictions. 

It takes them all and keeps taking, 
and keeps taking
and keeps taking

till there’s nothing
on the bone. Then it takes
the bone.

John Sara

Jerry the Milkman

I never invited the milkman to my house, but he showed up anyway one cold November morning, when the windows were left crystal white from frost. His truck, a sleek baby blue in color and so polished it shined, was parked in front of my driveway, just minutes before I usually left for work. On the side was Mrs. Moo-Moo, a large smiling cow in an apron, looking like something out of a cartoon that you’d probably never show your kids. Sitting in the driver’s seat was a mischievous-looking man of about sixty-years old, dressed completely in white, from his long, baggy dress pants to his button-up shirt where a tiny black bowtie rested beneath his chin, wrapping around his neck like a tightened noose. The man was balding. A subtle comb-over of dark hair was the only thing that could indicate he ever had hair. Stepping outside, I read the name scribbled crudely on a crooked nametag: JERRY.

A line of bouncing children stretched from the truck to the end of the block, all of them eager to get a cold, refreshing glass of milk. Be it regular, chocolate, strawberry, it didn’t matter, the kids wanted their milk, and they wanted it now.

“You’ve made Mrs. Moo-Moo very proud today” said Jerry the milkman, as he handed one of the children a small glass bottle filled to the brim with pink-colored milk.

In addition to the milk, Jerry was also handing out what appeared to be plastic cow masks for each child to wear. As I tried to wade through the growing crowd to get to my car, I found myself surrounded by the eerie face of a grinning cow, just like the one on the side of Jerry’s truck, all with beady black eyes staring back at me. With every facial feature obscured under the masks, it was hard to tell they were even human. As I pushed through them, they pushed right back with surprising strength, loudly mooing at me as if to give a grave warning for me to leave and never come back. All I wanted to do was go to work in peace.

“Hey, you there, my boy!” Jerry the Milkman called in a jovial voice.

It took me a minute to realize he was talking to me. When I turned to look at him, Jerry flashed me a white toothy smile that made his thin black mustache curl under his nose.

“Would you like some milk, my boy?” Jerry asked. “I’ve got plenty here.”

“Who, me? Nah, that’s kid stuff.” I told him. I never was a fan of milk.

My reply brought a scowl to Jerry’s face. He looked angry. No, he looked straight-up enraged. But then that same wide smile crept back onto his face.

“Oh, you’re never too old for the magic of milk.” Jerry assured me.

“Look, I told you, I don’t want any milk, okay? I want you to get off my property. I need to get to work and frankly, you’re creeping me out.”

Once more, Jerry the Milkman frowned, but it looked almost solemn this time.

“Well, that won’t do. That won’t do at all. You’ve just made Mrs. Moo-Moo very upset.” Jerry said. “And you know what happens when Mrs. Moo-Moo gets upset?”

“I don’t care.” I replied. “Take your milk and leave.”

Jerry grinned again. “Did you just say milk?”

In response, the crowd of children in cow masks began to cheer loudly, so loud it made my eardrums burst with a sudden violence. They all began to chant milk, milk, milk, over and over again, repeating the words into the air like some kind of sacrificial cult. 

Before I knew it, I was savagely attacked by the army of masked toddlers. I didn’t stand a chance as they seized me from every side, no matter how much I struggled. I screamed for help as they dragged me to the back of the truck, but I knew it was too late. The kids continued to cheer as they shoved me inside into pitch black darkness.

It didn’t take long to start hearing the mooing, a low guttural sound that seemed to pour smoke from the open jaws of a hideous creature. I realized now I was in the presence of Mrs. Moo-Moo, a massive cow with twisted horns upon its head and four sets of red glowing eyes, the only light source available to me. The creature let out a demonic moo, jaws split open wide to expose rows of razor sharp teeth and a slimy green tongue. Her bottom half, composed only of dark oily tendrils, seemed to hungrily reach out for me.

So, this is what happens when Mrs. Moo-Moo is upset, I thought. I guess this is my punishment for being lactose intolerant.

Jay Passer

Ste. Fabulist of Venice Beach

She sips the warm nectar of bee pollen combined with tinctures of turmeric and psilocybin

She speaks 8-10 languages fluently, including ASL, Braille and dolphin sonar

She consumes more food than an army of renegade hysterics and yet retains the figure of Karen Carpenter

Along with a family of opossums she squats in a den wallpapered with aluminum foil

While picking corn poppies as a child in the Lower Silesia Voivodship near Warsaw, Poland, she’s exposed to Agent Orange, which explains the Spock-like uplift of her eyebrows

Her busy schedule includes a Wednesday mid-morning chat with Elon Musk to discuss plans for a trip to Ancient Rome in a time machine currently being manufactured at NASA headquarters in Cape Canaveral

To save the trees she wipes her ass with pomegranate leaves

Pepper-sprayed in the pussy by a Latina murderess in the laundry room at CRDF Los Angeles, she commences to wash her private parts with lactate milked from a Madagascan monkey

Using an iPhone 14 to photograph her freshly-shaved vagina, she in turn uploads the image to social media, resulting in multiple cases of mass gender dysphoria

She practices kundalini yoga with the venerated actress Demi Moore, who, according to sources in the know, once had a menage-a-trois with Patrick Swayze and Whoopi Goldberg on the set of the movie Ghost

She uses chopsticks inlaid with mother-of-pearl to pluck stray hair follicles from her nostrils

She professes to having engaged in unsolicited sexual acts with her father, her twin brother, 5 of her uncles and too many nephews to count (there may even be a niece or 2 in the mix)

An eidetic memory equips her with the ability to quote Shakespeare at length and recite the theorems of Pythagorus simultaneously

Her fundamental goal in professional life is to act as a direct liaison between the East Coast Sicilian Mafia and the CIA

She massages her feet with the sperm of Beluga whales imported directly from the Gulf of St Laurence in Quebec, Canada

While incarcerated at CCWF Chowchilla she boasts of baking a fruitcake in a toilet bowl from fermented orange peels and frosted with rectal mucus from her own personal cache

It is a blessing to be graced with her presence, amen