Judge Santiago Burdon

I’m A Writer

Howdy. How you doing?

I guess okay. Just wanna have a couple drinks before I haveta go.

You from around here? I don’t remember seeing you before.

Listen, I’m not into conversation. Just wanna drink in silence. I had a rough day.

What is it exactly that you do?

Really? I’m A Writer.

So you’re a writer huh?

That’s what I claim to be on Facebook. And my name is on a couple of books.

What kinda shit do you write about? Maybe I’ve read some.

I seriously doubt it. I write about a little bit of everything I guess. 

Do you write any dirty stuff? You know like write about sex?

Sometimes I write about sex.

Then you write about people having sex?

Usually there’s always people involved, especially when I write about sex.

Anyone I’d know?

Ya, your wife.

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