I’m A Writer
Howdy. How you doing?
I guess okay. Just wanna have a couple drinks before I haveta go.
You from around here? I don’t remember seeing you before.
Listen, I’m not into conversation. Just wanna drink in silence. I had a rough day.
What is it exactly that you do?
Really? I’m A Writer.
So you’re a writer huh?
That’s what I claim to be on Facebook. And my name is on a couple of books.
What kinda shit do you write about? Maybe I’ve read some.
I seriously doubt it. I write about a little bit of everything I guess.
Do you write any dirty stuff? You know like write about sex?
Sometimes I write about sex.
Then you write about people having sex?
Usually there’s always people involved, especially when I write about sex.
Anyone I’d know?
Ya, your wife.