My Pisces Boyfriend
brown hair, brown eyes
which I have preferred since
I was two years old and fell for my first Pisces
my first cousin (the one I kissed in Granny’s closet)
he doesn’t pay his taxes
he doesn’t drive
he puts it down on the page
like nobody else
Lou Reed and Kurt Cobain have been dethroned
oh my fucking god
he plays the piano AND the guitar
and his voice
fuck me to Ohio
his voice is straight
from God’s own oven
and he gets it
goddamn he knows
the shit ass score
and I have a history of being a heartless whore but trust me on this
try to believe me
I know it’s hard
but I tell you
I will love this motherfucker
all the way to the grave
even though he’s playing Coachella
and I’m so much nada in Texas
okay you caught me
yes I am tripping
I’m a Gen X crone
crushing on a Gen Z rock star straight outta Brooklyn
but in some parallel universe
I just know
we are having better sex
than John and Yoko
on their best day
Horror Sleaze Trash 