Daniel de Culla

SEXY DWARFS

Going to a brothel
On Calatravas Street
We went up the stairs
To the first floor.
We rang the bell
And a couple appeared
A man and woman
Like sheep
That were Asian, from Indonesia
As they said
With whom we agreed
The price of sex
Which was twenty euros.
When they called the girls
To see which one we’d get
We were surprised
To see that they were dwarfs
All of them, about ten
Wearing short dresses
Dragging their breasts on the ground.
One after another
Jumping around us
They sang to us:
-Come on, sir, to my pussy
We’ll do it in bed.
We have good teeth
To suck you off.
My friend and I looked at each other
As if saying
Without saying a word:
-We can’t fuck sexy dwarfs.
The girls circled around us three times
Feeling to see if we had an erection
Jumping for joy at first
Then, silent in sorrow
For not being able to get anything out
When they heard us 
Telling the pimp sheep
That we would return tomorrow.
The little ones went inside
All the way to the kitchen
Looking tired
Listening to one of them say:
-What bad luck
Not being able to enjoy a cock.
We’ll have to do it
With a spoon.

Puma Perl

Scarcity

She always showed up with a suitcase and a story.

The rest of her luggage was left behind on a bus.

Or a man held her belongings hostage, refusing
to release them until she paid him or slept with him.

Or a livery cab driver rode off with all her possessions
packed away in the trunk and she didn’t know his name.

Poor Karyn.

Poor Karyn with a ‘y’.

Even in the rock n roll world, there are lonely men,
short on looks and long on cash. Or so it seemed
to poor little Karyn with a ‘y’. One conversation
and they were taking selfies cheek to cheek.

The men appeared blissful in the photos,
wide grins alongside her fake toothy smile.

Another couple of shots and she and her suitcase
had taken up residence in their apartments.

A few days or a week later, she gave them the cold shoulder
and refused to leave until they paid her. If they didn’t,
she said she’d cry rape. The men were scared. They paid.

She rolled into the Treehouse one summer night.
Informed my friend Don that she needed to put her
suitcase in the trunk of his car. Don knew better.

Not a chance, he said, and walked away.

She sat down on the settee, opposite the small
round table where I’d rested my shot of whiskey.

Gave me the smile and requested that I remove
my drink since she was newly sober and tempted.

Then get the fuck out of the bar, I said.

She’s still up to her old tricks but not down here.

Karyn with a ‘y’ has finally moved on.

Pieter Kohler

A Perfect Fit

Still sore because Master Kurt had fucked me hard that morning, I drove with him to the pet store. It was a Monday when I didn’t have classes and I was nervous about going because a few students worked there part time. But what would they see? Their professor with a male friend in military fatigues, bomber jacket and boots, somewhat gruff, not anyone they’d automatically connect with me. Certainly, they wouldn’t begin to imagine my secret enslavement, my craving for master’s cock. Nor would they conceive of the butt plug securely lodged in my ass. 

And the plan was to buy a choke collar. We found our way to the back between glass-fronted pet cages, one side for dogs, the other for cats, etc. At the end of the glass wall rose a rack of leashes and collars, suitable for all sizes of dog. Kurt started fingering the choke collars when a voice behind us asked if we needed help. I turned and blushed to the roots of my hair. It was indeed one of my students, Alaric, a somewhat shy, tall and slender lad with freckles across his nose and thick wavy auburn hair and green eyes. I have always fancied opening my legs for him, if I were free to do so.

“Hey, hi there, ma’am!” 

“Alaric? Don’t you have a class this morning?”

“Nope, no class until two, so I’m good. What are you looking for, ma’am. Can I help?”

“I’m with my friend here and he’s looking for …”

Kurt then blurted out.

“I need a choke collar for my dog, one it will feel when I yank it during training sessions, large enough to fit and around…say, her neck but not so large to slip off her head. I want heavier links. These seem too small.”

“Ah, you’re together then?” Alaric asked, staring Kurt up and down, clearly impressed by the soldier’s muscular body. And again, I blushed.

The thing is, Alaric sat in the front row in my class, his legs spread, a prominent crotch, fingers poised suggestively above it, watching me, pretty daring for a shy kind of guy, but I suspected he had fuck fantasies about me. To be truthful, I also glanced at his bulging groin. A shy student isn’t necessarily weak, and he can be a dominant fucker in his private life, powerful in many ways. I wasn’t entirely sure about Alaric who did give hints of what he liked in the real world, wearing scuffed construction boots that always attracted my attention, and stopping by my office, more than was necessary.

And I had encouraged him to speak and enjoyed how he sat, legs spread wide, a faint flush on his handsome cheeks. If he was inclined to tell a friend that he met me in the pet store, all he could say was that I was with a soldier friend looking to buy a dog collar. He couldn’t speak about anything else, aside from Kurt’s muscles, nor could he even imagine that I was the soldier’s slave, I tried to convince myself, my butt cheeks clenching the butt plug. Or, maybe he could, maybe I wanted him to imagine possibilities.

“Well, let’s see. Here’s an 18 incher,” and Alaric grabbed the chain off the rack and held it up.

“Looks small.”

“What kind of dog is it?”

“A mongrel, like a combination terrier and poodle, a fucking frisky, disobedient bitch. 

Alaric seemed taken aback by the language, as presumably customers didn’t ordinarily talk that way.

“And it needs a lot of discipline and training to behave properly and so I want a choke collar for sure. Fuck it’s hot in here,” and Kurt removed his jacket to reveal his torso in a khaki t-shirt and biceps and hard pecs, which I noticed practically made Alaric’s eyes pop out. I remembered how good it felt to wrap my legs around my master’s waist. 

“It would help if we knew the neck size,” Alaric said, a quaver in his voice, and out of the blue added:

“Are you a soldier by any chance, sir?”

“You bet, buddy. Can’t you tell by my dog tags? Why? You like soldiers?”

Alaric giggled and didn’t know where to look.

“So, you’re my professor’s friend …”

“Yeah, fucking right, we’re great friends, ain’t we, bitch? She likes soldiers, too.”

I blushed and noticed that Alaric also blushed when he heard Kurt call me bitch, as if Kurt had struck a chord or recognized some kind of affinity. Alaric smiled strangely at me. He had no idea who the “dog” was. Or did he?

“We might have longer choke collars in the stock room. Let me check.”

“Why don’t we come with you to save the return trip?”

Alaric hesitated. I kept my eyes to the floor.

“Customers aren’t permitted in the stock room, sir.”

“You can’t make an exception for Miranda here and her soldier friend?”

“It will only take a minute, if you’d wait here.”

“Is your boss around?”

“He doesn’t come in Monday morning until noon. Only the lady at the cash.”

And then Kurt placed his hand around the back of my neck and chuckled.

“Well, I hope you have a collar big enough to go around your professor’s neck.”

At that I raised my eyes to look at Alaric who reddened deeply, the smile wiped off his face, but a fierce light of recognition sparked in his eyes.

“Her neck is just the size of my dog. We can try the choke collar on her. How about it, buddy?”

He removed his hand from my neck and gently punched Alaric in the arm as if they, too, were buddies. Alaric paused and looked Kurt in the face, and then whispered as if he was doing something illegal but wanted to because he could get away with it. 

“Okay, if we’re quick. This way.”

And we followed him to a curtained door that led to the stock room. We stayed near the entrance while Alaric rummaged about the shelves and supplies looking for a longer collar. Kurt winked at me. Alaric returned with a thick, silver chain link choke collar, the longest he had in stock.

“Now we can try it out on Miranda’s neck,” Kurt said. “You do it, buddy.”

Without a word Alaric wrapped the chain around my neck and looped it the way you’re supposed to get choke collar properly connected, one portion of it hanging loose for several inches. I could tell by his eyes that he was enjoying the scenario. I could smell his peppermint scented breath. Then, emboldened by Kurt and my willingness to be used, he grabbed the dangling end and pulled to tighten the chain around my neck. I winced. 

“This looks good on you…. Hündin,” Alaric joked, his face glowing from the audacity of calling me a female dog.

“So, you think the chain would suit your dog, sir?” He yanked the chain again just for the hell of it to give me a little jolt, and the links pinched my skin.

“How does that feel? A dog would notice and obey.” 

He was having fun, I could tell. I was feeling deeply humiliated, and my student was getting excited by it. But that was Kurt’s purpose. And something else was beginning to bubble up in my consciousness. The humiliation was arousing and natural, especially intense because I was a professor being collared by a student. My juices were flowing. I didn’t protest. And I had long fantasized about Alaric fucking me on my desk with his exceptional cock, which in my experience tall and thin guys often had. 

“It’s an excellent collar for training purposes,” Alaric added, “don’t you agree, sir? Suitable for… for your dog? Do you like it?” This time he was directing his questions to me.

“If it fits her neck, will it fit your dog, sir?” He directed that question to Kurt who was enjoying himself.

“Oh, I think you’ve shown that it fits very well. Good choice of chain, buddy. Perfect. How about a suitable leash?”

“I’ll look for one now.”

He returned with a long black leather leash with a locked S hook designed to fit into a link of the choke collar. He attached it and then held the leash firm and tightened the collar. He himself was beginning to feel hot, I could tell by the heat in his face and the look in his eyes. There was a very evident bulge in his crotch. He wrapped the leash around his fist as if he didn’t want to let go and tightened the choke collar. My sense of humiliation deepened, but it also included sensations of exquisite pleasure as I drifted into the exhilarating subspace I fell into when dominated, drifting and obeying the demands of belt, boots, cock, cum, piss, flogger, whatever master decided, drifting like a beautiful canoe following the force of a strong current. 

I was bending to Alaric’s will. My student!! He could have kept me collared and leashed all day and I would have reveled in the humiliation, but of course I fought against temptation in order to keep my private self and submission to Kurt a secret. Kurt, however, knew everything about my fantasies about some of my students, for it is axiomatic that a submissive tell her dominant everything, including her secret, wildest fantasies and desires so the master understands and uses what he can for mutual exploration and satisfaction. Kurt flexed an arm, bulging a bicep, saying something about a cramp, only an excuse, for the action riveted Alaric’s attention and he let go of the leash. 

“Collar and leash are perfect, buddy.”

“I think so, too. Maybe we should try some other kinds of dog collars on her.”

Alaric then took a great and daring personal risk, obviously impelled by his own feelings.

“I guess you work out a lot, sir.” It looked like he wanted to touch Kurt’s bicep.

“Gotta keep fit buddy. What with being a soldier and all. Maybe you should come to my place one day and we’ll work out together. I’ve got equipment at home. We could spot one another on my bench. The bitch can watch. You work out?”

“I’m trying to…” and then, as if he realized that we were still in the back room and he had me collared, and I was secretly panting for his cock. Alaric flustered a bit, unhooked the leashed and removed the choke collar, his eyes all the while on Kurt and a sly smile directed at me.

While I was paying for the purchases, Alaric carried on a private conversation with Kurt. Kurt may have been playing with innuendos, but I knew he wouldn’t tell Alaric anything about us, at least not yet, however much he dropped hints and pushed the envelope to amuse himself with my humiliation and discomfort and Alaric’s evident arousal. Before we left the store, Alaric said that he wanted to have a private meeting with me, if that was okay and, as if inspired by the dog collar, he spoke so my master would hear.

“I’d like you do something, if you let me.”

“Oh, she will let you do what you want, buddy,” Kurt said, “she’s perfect that way.”

“I believe she is, I believe she’ll let me do what I want,” Alaric agreed, and, emboldened by Kurt’s use of the word, whispered in my ear, “won’t you, Fotze? And again, my face burned with pleasurable humiliation and still some lingering anxiety about exposure, and I almost melted before Alaric when he called me a cunt. Grasping at a straw, I was relieved that at least, Kurt hadn’t called me a cock sucking cumslut in Alaric’s presence, not then, not at that moment in the store.

Damon Hubbs

Montpelier Song

I used to go to The Black Door
every Friday to see Nicole. 
She was tall 
and slightly nordic 
or nordic once removed, 
a nose like a golden shovel 
of all the best lines, 
eyes in a dream state
cor cordium,  
fearful symmetry. 
One night when the streets were dead 
and the moon like a lonely cab
I got drunk 
and asked her to go to Iceland 
and she said 
stop being cryptic —forget 
Iceland. 
I’m yours, presently. 
The music is good 
and the snow 
undressing 
with just the right amount 
of emotional 
catastrophe.

Colton Merris

Holiday Lights

Candice served peppermint schnapps on the boat with extra schnapps. On paper, she wasn’t supposed to, not for the Holiday Lights Cruise. It was approaching midnight on the Merry Way, a triple decker yacht, and no other boats cruised along the river. With the weather turning freezing, the last thing she wanted was any guests on the cruise complaining about how cold they were. The cruise would run up and down the river in town, and people could look up at all the Christmas lights on the mansions that loomed over the cliffs. She served peppermint patty after peppermint patty, loaded them up with extra marshmallows and whipped cream and sugar to keep everyone feeling all warm and Christmasy on the inside. Keep them all drunk and warm and leaning on the rails to marvel at the pretty lights, how the greens and reds and blues dance between the snowflakes to the tunes of a few good men playing violin.

Honestly, who cared if anyone ended up overboard? Would anyone miss another drowned papermill owner, or banker, or newspaper editor? Last Christmas, when Candice was working the bar, she’d seen a woman drop a necklace overboard, and she fell into hysterics. She jumped overboard to recover the necklace, this woman. They pulled her up, already dead. She’d been dragged under the hull. At below freezing temperatures, sudden drops in the water like that can cause a heart attack. 

A coworker had joked, “For real, this ship is haunted. Every hecking year, someone dies, I swear to god.” Candice didn’t buy it, even though later that night, a couple of gentlemen got in a drunken fight, and one pulled a gun and shot the other. The shooter got locked up in one of the cabins with his victim, and people just drank and partied while the cruise completed its route. Candice poured heavier drinks that night, and people tipped same as usual. Nothing, not nothing at all, will keep these rich people from partying.

Later that night, her coworker said, “It’s because years ago, years and years, back when this liner first started, there was another ship, the Finer Spirit. One night, around the holidays, it was doing one of those night cruises. Back then, it was like, prohibition era or something, and this was like a speakeasy cruiser. So everyone drank extra hard, even the captain.

“Well, that night, there must have been something wrong with the boat. Like a leak or something. All night that boat cruised around in the dark. Except the thing is, the boat was slowly sinking, and hardly anyone knew. With it all dark outside, hardly anyone could tell they were getting closer to the water. Then the thing capsized. Ever since then, people who live along the river say that around the holidays, they hear jazz music. That sometimes at night, they look out on the river and see lights in the water.”

Meanwhile Candice split out the tips between them and said, “You know we get tipped the same even if someone dies?” 

Tobacco smoke clouded the dining area. The doors in the boat kept opening and closing with people drifting in and out of the dining area like spirits. Gusts of snow and the violin sounds followed people inside. Candice didn’t have a coat. Not even a suit jacket. Ship policy said she wears a white dress shirt, a bowtie, and suspenders. 

She kept her own mug of peppermint patty hidden behind the bar, and sipped that to keep warm.

A man approached the bar, his skin practically blue, with snow and frost clinging to his coat and beard. He looked like an old captain, like a Captain Ahab type. His teeth chattered and he leaned against the bar. He said, “Please, liquor. Something, anything.”

Even his breath was cold. 

Candice poured cocoa from a fresh carafe, and then added two shots of schnapps. A great cloud of steam rose from the cup, and the tips of her fingers burned when she put the cup down in front of the man.

“Be careful,” she said, “That’s fresh cocoa. It’s super hot.”

The man put the cup to his lips and gulped it all down in a single swig. Cocoa dripped from the hair on his lips, still scalding, still steaming. The man said, “Another.” He reached into his pocket and put coins on the counter. Quarters and dimes.

Candice picked them up, and they were wet, ice cold. The coins were all dated from fourty, fifty years ago at least. “What’s the name on your tab, sir?” These rich bastards always skimped on tips, even during the holidays. 

“Engstrom, captain,” the man said.

There was no Engstrom on the guest list, not that Candice cared. Just another man stupid drunk on the holidays. The door to the dining area opened again, and Candice, to fight the cold wind that blew through, took another drink of her peppermint patty. She still felt cold, colder than she’d been all night. 

She took the man’s cup and poured more cocoa. A little splashed on her hand, and it burned. “Shit!” she said, taking a rag and wiping the liquid off. A bright pink continent shined on her skin where the cocoa fell. It stung and she picked an ice cube out of the nearby ice maker to take the heat off.

Another voice behind her said, “Excuse me darling, can I trouble you for a drink? It’s dreadfully freezing out there.” 

“Just one second,” Candice said. She rubbed the ice cube along her burn, and could tell already it was going to blister. This must have been one of the ways the cruise line came up with to slow down people’s drinking. By making the cocoa so hot people had to take it outside and wait for it to cool before they could drink.

Candice turned back to the bar, and standing next to the old man was a woman in a dripping white dress. Icicles hung from her hair. Behind this woman, a path of wet foot prints led to the door. Guests stepped around them, and they briefly stopped to look at the girl, before resuming their smoking and their looking outside. 

Candice looked over the bar, and the woman was barefoot.

“Excuse me, miss, but our policy says you have to wear shoes at the bar,” Candice said. She didn’t even know if that was true, but at not one, not a single bar she ever worked at, did she serve a shoeless person.

“Oh dear, I must have lost them out on the deck,” the woman said. Her hands reached for her own neck and touched a gold necklace, glittering with diamonds so big and gaudy they must have been costume. 

Someone else came in, soaking wet, covered in ice and ordered a peppermint patty. This one dressed like a flapper girl, her short hair frozen stiff.

Was there some sort of costume party themed ice plunge that Candice didn’t know about? More people came in, one bearing a dripping violin. Candice poured, drink after drink, the cocoa from the carafe still steaming. She went through a bottle of schnapps, and called the back for more cocoa. With each serving, she said, “Be really careful, this stuff will burn you.”

Each customer gulped the cocoa down like it was a shot. When asked what name was on their tab, they gave names like Westchester and McAdams, all names that were streets, or were on the sides of buildings.

None of these names were on Candice’s tab list. There were no cards on file for these people. But whatever. There were other bars on the ship, two per deck. Candice could make it through a night only seeing a patron once, and still have to cut them off for drunk conduct. People would end up overboard, and Candice and her coworkers would have to clarify from which deck someone jumped, because someone else had a jumper that night as well. 

A man approached the bar with his hand held over his stomach. He limped between people, his skin pale and sickly. He said, “Can I just get a beer maybe?” He removed his hand from his stomach, revealing a gaping red bullet wound.

“Holy shit, sir. You’re hurt! Stay where you are, I’ll find somebody,” Candice said.

She bolted from behind the bar, yelling, “Somebody? Hello! We’ve got an emergency! Someone’s hurt.” 

But all the patrons on the ship stood frozen still, looking out the windows, as though Candice weren’t even there. She ran up to them, yelling, “Is anyone here a doctor?”

They all stared ahead, out the windows.

Candice went outside on the deck, yelling, “Come on! We got a guy who is losing a lot of blood.” The cold cut through her clothes instantly. It was quiet outside. The sound of people talking, and music playing had gone completely. Everyone stared at the same direction.

Candice grabbed someone by the arm. “What the fuck is the matter with you people?”

The man didn’t respond. His mouth hung slack, and a pale green light shifted on the surface of his skin.

Candice looked out where the man looked. A green light drifted in the river. There was nothing above the surface in the water that caused that light. It seemed to glow from beneath. Faintly, drums and horns played from its direction.

A cold hand clasped Candice’s shoulder. A voice said, “I need another cocoa drink.”

Candice turned around, and there stood the old man with the peacoat, talking close enough his breath froze against her face. His eyes were blackened, his skin blue. He opened his mouth, exposing blackened gums. “I’m so cold,” he said.

Behind him stood the man with the bleeding stomach. “I never got my beer.”

And then the woman with bare feet. She stood outside in that small white dress. “Have you seen my shoes out here, dear? I just took them off to get my necklace.”

Hands came over the ledge of the deck, and people dressed in fine fur coats, tuxedos with long tailcoats pulled themselves onto the ship.

The old man said, “This is your captain speaking. We are reaching max capacity on the Finer Spirit. We may have to make some room.” To Candice, Captain Engstrom said, “Now please, could you go and pour me something warm?”

Candice shivered. She nodded, and walked back into the bar area.

The cold and drowned started shoving the patrons off the ship. The people did not resist, did not notice the frozen hands grasping them. They stood hypnotized by the holiday lights they had come to see. Candice poured peppermint patties into each mug, and refilled the carafes as fast as she could. She lined the bar with steaming mugs with whip cream and extra marshmallows. She watched as people dropped into the icy waters silent as the night, until that faraway jazz finally stopped.