Four O’clock in Quebec
It’s four o’clock in Quebec
Which means nothing in
Any place in Oklahoma.
I’ve been to Oklahoma.
Never been to Quebec.
Oklahoma is said to be
Full of steers and queers.
I thought that was Texas.
Quebec ain’t got no steers.
Or was that Montreal?
Hell, I don’t know. I never
Go lookin’ for either one.
Steers or queers, that is.
Yeah, that don’t mean shit.
Just like this freaky poem.
Yup, it might be four o’clock
In Quebec. What do I know.