The Fall
Eve said, “The fig leaf hides my fruit; hands off, you brute!”
But when Adam got a hard-on in that special Garden
and felt he had enough to fill Eve’s inviting muff,
it meant that he and Eve were told to leave.
“Why not have a ball if you know you’re gonna fall,”
the snake had hissed, which made old Yahweh pissed.
It was to be their fate to be thrown out of Eden’s gate
‘cos Adam dipped in Evie’s well and made her belly swell,
until, enduring dreadful pain, she gave birth to Cain.
A year or so later, Abel popped out on the kitchen table,
for Adam, despite his vice, only knocked his rib up thrice
at least until he was more mature and Eve retained her allure,
for number three was labelled Seth or so the Bible saith.
Horror Sleaze Trash 