SEXY DWARFS
Going to a brothel
On Calatravas Street
We went up the stairs
To the first floor.
We rang the bell
And a couple appeared
A man and woman
Like sheep
That were Asian, from Indonesia
As they said
With whom we agreed
The price of sex
Which was twenty euros.
When they called the girls
To see which one we’d get
We were surprised
To see that they were dwarfs
All of them, about ten
Wearing short dresses
Dragging their breasts on the ground.
One after another
Jumping around us
They sang to us:
-Come on, sir, to my pussy
We’ll do it in bed.
We have good teeth
To suck you off.
My friend and I looked at each other
As if saying
Without saying a word:
-We can’t fuck sexy dwarfs.
The girls circled around us three times
Feeling to see if we had an erection
Jumping for joy at first
Then, silent in sorrow
For not being able to get anything out
When they heard us
Telling the pimp sheep
That we would return tomorrow.
The little ones went inside
All the way to the kitchen
Looking tired
Listening to one of them say:
-What bad luck
Not being able to enjoy a cock.
We’ll have to do it
With a spoon.