GOD CREATED US THIS WAY
Our spiritual father
Pedophile and whoremonger
Was from a town in the Tiétar Valley
I don’t remember if it was Arenas de San Pedro
Candelada, Piedralaves
La Adrada, Fresnedilla
Casavieja, Casillas
Or Santa María del Tiétar, Avila.
In his talks about religion
And about spiritual love for the Beloved Jesus
Always told us
That the Church mandates celibacy
But that this can be ignored God’s disciples
That is, we priests
Because God is magnanimous and accepts
Bisexual priests
Pimps, pedophiles, and faggots
Just as he accepted his Son’s love
With Mary Magdalene
And his love with his twelve disciples
With the exception of Judas Iscariot
Who turned out to be a sadist
With the mind of a serial killer like Cain
Who sold Jesus to the Sanhedrin
For thirty pieces of silver
Because as Pope Francis said
“The Devil entered his asshole.”
He also told us that
When they went on missions throughout the country
Preaching the Gospel, prayer, and sacrifice
Through villages, towns, and cities
Stables, and corral
Many of his brothers in the faith
Fulfilled Jesus’ command when he said:
-Let the children come to me.
Others had sex with the chickens
With the donkeys and mules
And others with the mournful widows
Who had just buried their husband
And vice versa.
He also told us with great effort:
-The entire celestial court of gods
Goddesses, demigods, whores
Angels, archangels, cherubs
Celebrate Priapus and the lust of the donkey.
That God created us thus:
Woman, love and spittoon
And man, a combat member, terrible and fierce.
To the man to spit
Spit, phlegm, phlegm
Spit, spit, cocks
Through the throat and penis
Into the woman’s cunt and asshole
And the passive man.
Who, then, when he rested
After completing these two rare works
That we have in plain sight
He began to suck
The big toe of his right foot
Without warning anyone, exclaiming:
-Thank the flower
But I shit in the flowerpots.
Horror Sleaze Trash 