Buddha Penis Dream
A boy walks a dog to the post office. The boy must mail a letter. The boy must be mindful not to slip on a banana peel. The dog is missing a paw. The banana peel becomes the whole street, and the boy slips and slips.
The boy laughs. The dog barks its paw back into existence. The boy’s father appears before him as a cat burglar. The boy must rake the leaves. The boy must finish his homework. The boy must steal brass balls. The boy’s penis turns into a Buddha and discharges many Oms. The boy smiles and completes a symphony in Sanskrit. The crowds in Tibet go crazy. They’re committed. They’re on meds. They tear each other’s hearts out for breakfast.
It’s daddy day. The boy’s letter to daddy is lost in the mails, evades destination in favor of Noble Truth number godfuckingdamnit.
The dog loses its paw again, and shits bananas for breakfast. The entire post office slips on shit. The boy’s Buddha disappears like a thief in the night.
His homework is done. The leaves are toast.
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