Litany of Lethargy and Glee
Ding, dong
The pristine is dead
Indeed
We believed in beauty
Under the influence of seaside DMT
We pleaded with the Pleiades
and Nietzsche
Singing Peace Be to the Bourgeoisie
ADHD and a peanut allergy
upon our eternal return
Augury in salt-seasoned leeches
VIP Ouija boards
Anthropocene elegies
In Zombiocene teenzines
Manspleened peaplant pedagogies
The study of the horsie’s doohickey
to determine what breed she be
Beergoggle bestiality
Greedy andouille sausage fingers
picking the bookie’s boogies
Sublingual glands gleeking out
a meager living
Deemed by some deity
crash test dummy for The American Dream
The Old Me, The New Me, The Real Me
American Memes
Weenie-winking heat-seeking ecofreaks
Techies and Trekkies and Taki-teasers
Sheeple surely
G-men in G-strings and pasties eating pastries
The Easter Bunny screeching carpe misdemeanor
in each elongated ear
Pussy-eating near-death experiences
Eons of premature ejaculate
Buggery and skulduggery
The ETA of the EMT irrevocable
Dopamine to be distributed directly
by eager beavers
licking at the leakage from diarrhea diaries.