Today Is Your Day
-Today is your day, tough guy
Uncle Pepe told me happily.
I’m not going to taste her before you
Because I’m going to sleep with her mother
Who is a beautiful widow from Cadiz.
-That sounds great to me, Uncle Pepe.
You know? Although this is going to be my first time
In which I’m going to plow a carnal field
I’m well prepared
Because I’m bringing donkey sperm elixir
And period essence
From my classmate Lo
Whose pussy, which I sucked one day
It seemed sour to me.
I want to be devoted to that chestnut
That girls carry between their thighs
With their proper little dick
And become a whoremonger as you.
-I can’t help you
To do your job as a macho man.
Don’t think this is
Something out of this world.
Even if she sighs and screams
As if she had an orgasm
You keep on working love
Until your love bursts inside her
Crying with joy
She is left excited and calm
When you take your plow out of her.
When Uncle Pepe came out from lying with the widow
He came to congratulate me
For he said to me:
-Their daughter, with whom you have lain
Is very happy with you
Well, you have behaved
Like a true male
Since today you have left her field
Looked beautiful.
When we left the widow’s house
The bells were ringing
Of the church of San Isidro
And I was excited
Because Uncle Pepe invited me
To a fried squid sandwich
In a bar named
Next to the Plaza Mayor in Madrid.
Horror Sleaze Trash 