Too many poets smiling from back covers quilts festooned with praise too many dedications to estranged wives, hated husbands, once innocent children, forever guilty parents the usual weeds that stifle Bosch-like imagination and now twitter, this moment’s rage preempting the tweets of undomesticated birds with the cawing of the art
I a singular curmudgeon in my own eyes dismiss the sisterhood of clucking hens that praise everything like an over-conscientious mother and syllablelize so insincere “ohs!” as if each poem was baked with such love that serendipity licked the world clean the pristine vistas were all of enchanted harbor views even the grief departed on a Cleopatra barge
and that silence, that place-setting without my name that surprise that walked through the front doors the lifted eyebrow, a monumental nudge of recognition soon lowered by those infinitely false lashes batting welcome like dust under a rug
my buddies, those rough drunken louts await for descriptions of how the broads broadened their formals the golden imitation silk narrowed into two straps each holding the girder for those mammary treasures that only poetry could grip at their nipples gently and moisten and playfully chew and suck primordial conscious adult joy
the veneer of civilization is thin and the fancy dresses, the uniform tuxedoes only hide the naked orgy of procreation, survival like religion clothes the body’s death with mythic smokes and scents into a rarefied undulating imaginative heaven where doilies hold glasses of ambrosial adoration and God is a light show like years back Janis at the Filmore
the poets at this party of awards, recognition, reverence get not to talk but to sit like a musician’s score and their part, this chorus of so serious moon-faces, is to applaud, is to nod the head, as if each node of language weighted the balance of expectation and memory into that momentary echo, that riotous polite nod of an empty head or one so demonstrative of its own good taste—ah, the eyes closed reaction of poetic orgasm, of social approbation, of spontaneous murmuring from an intelligentsian heart, so educated and degree’d agreeable in the community of approved art—Art—the art of using words like arranging place-settings, the rolled up napkin, the perfectly planed napkin ring, the pleasant pheasanted good china, the shining silverware elegantly patterned as if Boucher were a smith
I certainly a body of gluttonous appetite shrink into a corner sipping a glass of water, watch while almost hidden by a column and with others in the overflowing crowd, take all the beautiful in with lust and hunger and thirst and inordinate unexplainable frenzy as if a woodwind or a reed or a string atremble with the jazzy improvisation of the moment the swell of brotherhood, the identifying with the silver candlesticks the medium to rare slices of a cooked carcass juice tastefully flowing from each bit of pressure on the meat like the poems that address the senses, the carnal feast of love or the mythic mirages assuaging the knife of death
how civilized the pawing of women, the meows of their eyes how they entrance me, like vampires their pride is nourished with my adoring blood, my eyes bleed with desire oh the imagination, devoid of any puritanical restraint reaches its invisible arms and strips the society of its pantaloons, and oh, if for only a fleeting moment the dance consummates itself, all that death-forgetting, that death-denying, that ego imprisoned in the solitary pod of skin, the beans burst, sprout, shout in temporal exaltation Hallelujah the bodies groan en masse on the shining hardwood Oh, that moment before imaginative exhaustion and commonplace fact return like the symphony of a left on cell phone and the disrepair of a moment is too visceral to continue private reverie
I truly nominated for nothing but an early exit or complete invisibility, am water left out in a glass overnight and out of sight in the morning, not even a brush of wet on the leaves of the social hedges
I who am the beginning and ending of all my own personal paragraphs clap politely for my art is the art of the extra, the nit of applause the hush of sucking it all up the river of movement and stillness collected between rock and walls and channeled response, oh the irrigation of the arts I am a drop of a river of funds raining down on the receivership the universally universitied degreed, sealed, approved memberhood of good experimental taste and outrageousness, socially accepted aberrations and pushing the envelope ad infinitum eternibus ah-ah-opprobium
I accepted like a dollar on the street buy my stay in the arty palace of the rich, famous and recorded
I after the party breaks up into many a ménage a trois or retires to where it lets its envy down, drops the formal dress and swigs champagne with the grace of a construction worker finally 23 stories down and relieved of all that rarefied air
I become little i again walk to my used car dents, rust pits on the bumper, rubber insulation peeling from the appointed crevices of the door turn the ignition key and hurry home to write my very own unpublished, unheralded poem
I spike my imagination with a beer and the ghost of Charles Bukowski the barbarian
I strip nude Exposing bear belly Dream tits and a black bull ass And that’s all I get? I bend and pull and reach with my phone When the only thought is to position myself perfectly for you Spreading my bull ass for a hole exposure And that’s it? Thighs spread wide on my mother’s ottoman Jacking my fucker of a dick slathered in Vaseline on video And that’s it? That’s all I get?
Krystoffer Beej Plutin knocked back another shot of rye and attempted to focus his swimming brain on the subject at hand: writing.
Having just murdered his best friend, Roy Roy Buttecracke and his long-suffering cunty wife Murgatroyd, placing their duck taped bodies head to head in a walk in freezer, then watching them accumulate frosticles while he ‘bated, his writing felt turbocharged.
And speaking of which, there was nothing like some classic fucking METAL to really rev his writing engine. He stabbed “play” on “Beyond the Realms of Death” covered by Andover, Mass. psychowhores Puke Graveyard, then changed his mind, got up from his taped-together chair, went out to the garage again, foraged deep beneath layers of old clothes and weathered copies of Mayfair edited by Graham Masterton, finally pulling out a raggedy-ass baggie with some poisonous silt of yellow rocks.
He tucked the baggie in the front pocket of his black denim battle vest, covered with patches from Pussy Graveyard, Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles, Vomit Launch, Chunks Frenzy, Buttlicker Brummies and Horror Sleaze Trash Girls, brought it back to his study and began to chip relentlessly away at the stone, his balls crawling with desire, his three inches of hard mushroom cock leaking a trickle of clear liquid.
“Me fer some of this low-grade meth shit,” he muttered to himself. Lifting his trusty tooter and doing a few bumps, he banged against the back of his chair, his entire body surging with the electric light orchestra.
“I feel homicidal as shit,” he said. “Time for some more murder shenans.”
Without further ado, he used his new Onion router to delve beneath the surface of even the most taboo hardcore dark web shit to the truly nasty. Some of the images made him want to spew his Doritos, but he held it in, going in for the kill. Tightly cinched ligatures. Fixed and dilated pupils. Heads in bags with blood sludge smeared on the sides. Und so weiter, und so fort.
He logged into Facebook, then went live.
“Hey guys,” he said in his high-pitched nutless voice, “it’s the Four Twenty Double D D Goth Bitch Tittays Splatter Meister talkin’ right at ya live!!! How would you fuckers like me to show up at your door and cut your fucking head off? You’d like that, right? You’d even pay me for that privilege.”
Within a few minutes, he had 100 live viewers. By the time his obscenity-laced rant was over three hours later, he’d accumulated 3,000 viewers. Hot women were commenting with tittay flash. Even hotter women were dropping into his dm’s craving even a tiny taste of the Splattermaeister. They were blowing up his email with invitations to multiple beheadings, along with deposits to his Paypal.
***
“Welp, it’s been fun and games and shit, but now that I’ve sliced yer pretty face off and glued it to mines, played with your blood and slicked it over muh pud, ‘bated and busted out a nut rehearsing your murder in slow motion in muh head, saved some of the gooshier bits for muh spank bank, I’m exhausted if not somewhat demoralized.” He peeled the face away and dropped it on the floor, kicking the loathsome rubbery object away. A cat meowed, approached the face of its owner stealthily, then began to consume.
“How ya doin’ out there?” he roared into the microphone of his live podcast rig.
Out in Internet land, the Splatter Meister’s jaded audience reciprocated his hard love for only himself. Hot men and women were peeling off their undies and stuffing then in their own mouths as they furiously ‘bated, looking straight at the camera so Krystoff could see their facial expressions as they worked length, girth and tight glistening snatch.
“Oh my goodness, this is better than sex,” he said to hisself, grunting and feeling his three inch mushroom rise once more.
“Should I write about this?” he asked.
The answer was a resounding yes.
He began furiously typing up his latest shenans as he continued to livestream. It wasn’t just the rock flowing through his veins, not even the certain knowledge that he had exerted the ultimate power, life and death, over other human beings, and done it repeatedly. It was the warm space cadet glow that accompanied understanding that the more outrageous the murder shenans, the more love, nay, adoration he received from his audience.
After a few months of house visits and livestreams in which he accumulated a body count to rival Gilles De Rais, after which he ‘bated and transcribed the results on his phone, he had enough for a collection, which he submitted to the top Splatterpunk publisher, an up-and-coming publisher called Skanky Bukkake Press.
The Splatter Meister began to win awards and the plaudits of his peers. He was interviewed in Cemetery Dance magazine and the revived Wicked Mystic and Bloodsongs. Tik Tok stans gave him rave reviews. He received so many thong panties in the mail that he started his own museum. People began to lop their own limbs off and use their last neural spasms and heroic surges of final life energy to mail them to him, leaking packages that revulsed him without causing him to quit his unboxing videos. He made more and more money, which in turn fuelled more murder junkets. He won five Splatterpunk Awards and received a special Bram Stoker Award that involved remaking the haunted house statuette in his own likeness. He was hosted by fans in South Africa and Brazil.
All of this murderous activity and his guilty feelings at long last caught up with him. Gulping blood thinners and chasing them down with vodka, he took his own advice and began to carve up his arms, making sure to cut across and not down, slicing his radial arteries till the red, red krovvy flowed.
As his consciousness faded, Krystoff watched in abject horror as he saw one after another after another viewer leave his podcast and pop up on Books of Horror where his name was dragged through the mud. “Pollutin should have quit while he was ahead,” was the last nasty comment he saw on a new HWA forum thread. “Real murder is tired, and suicide livestreams are so 2015.”
His body had badly decomposed before it was scraped out of his easy chair by a crew in HazMat suits, who sealed it in a biohazard container and buried it in a landfill.
To this day, Krystoff Plutin’s sorry ghost weeps along the burning shores of Hell, telling his story to nobody. All his books were deleted by his publishers and within a few months after his death, he was completely forgotten.
Knife play, Anth thought, enjoying how the words clicked together like a bondage puzzle and bounded around inside her decadent mind. She’d never known or heard of its meaning or existence in the world of kink and fetish until she’d met D, when a chance meeting on Snapchat had brought them and their bodies together. “Mystery is the spice of life,” he’d told her one evening on the social media platform, his full name camouflaged from her.
Dirty bastard, she thought, lying in bed. A pulse rippled through her g-spot, the nipples of her H-cup calcium cannons growing to bulbous proportions. Anth threw the bed covers off her, revealing her nude, racetrack-curved form, and looked down at the ginormous mounds of flesh attached to her chest which blocked out the view of her feet and toes. They make Devilish D squirt like an over-excited 13-year-old boy when he flops them out of my creaking bra. She smiled as the first few drops of love honey dribbled from her honey pot. Makes me so fucking horny.
Anth’s hand went to her cunt, her index finger teasing the folds.
“Mmm,” she said, biting her lower lip. Flesh crunched; a metallic taste flooded her mouth. Do I have time to click one out before her gets here with his bag of scream and orgasm-inducing tricks?
Her digit slipped inside her slickness. Anth’s back arched, and her mind wandered to the top drawer of her bedside table. It was filled with various blades, stabbing and slicing weapons: butter, butcher, cheese, meat and fish-gutting knives. And, of course, the daddy of them all: the Bowie.
Let’s not forget the Kukri either, Anth thought, her breath exiting in trembling waves.
She gasped, her finger rubbing over the hard nub inside her twat’s hood as she thought about the night D had stormed into her house wielding the large Gurka weapon.
* * *
Anth sat watching TV in nothing but a babydoll and a smile. Her front door stood ajar, as planned.
What if he’s a lunatic? she wondered, wringing her sweaty hands together. The urge to close, bolt and barricade the main entrance to her house had her arse hovering mere inches off the sofa’s cushion.
She sat back down, eyes darting towards the clock. Two minutes to midnight.
“Be ready for me by the stroke of 12,” he’d told her. “I won’t be late.”
Anth squirmed, her bladder pleading with her.
I could just lock the door and turn the lights out. He’d think I’ve gone to bed, fed up with waiting. Was he seriously coming, or was he like all other men on social media: full of shit?
She glanced at the clock, her sexy nightie now glued to her back. Five past midnight.
Her heartrate slowed and a trembling laugh escaped her. Another one full of BS, giving it the big man, she thought, getting up and switching the TV off. Mind you, there must be something wrong with me, agreeing to something like that. Especially on a first—
Her front door kicked open with such force that it rebounded off the wall, causing a bang so loud it tore the stillness of the night in half. Anth thought her throat and lungs were going to tear asunder as a terror-scream emerged from her.
A large, balaclava-wearing figure stood in her doorway, shoulders almost touching either side of the frame.
“Now you’re going to get it, bitch,” he said. He parted one side of his army jacket and withdrew a Kukri from the waistband of his trousers. The living room light glinted off the steel as he slammed the door shut with the heel of his G.I. boot.
“Jesus Christ!D . . . Is that you?!”
“Did I say you could talk, slut? I’ve seen you out on the streets, shaking those tits and wiggling that arse. You’ve been asking for it.”
Anth took a deep breath. It is him, she thought, recalling the scripted words he’d said he would utter as he ‘broke in.’
He strode forward, his heavy footwear thudding along her wooden flooring.
“Wait . . .” she began, but her breath hitched in her throat as he grabbed her hair and wound it around his gloved hand.
He forced her up against the fireplace.
“Shit,” Anth said, her head yanked back. Liquid dribbled down her thighs, and she didn’t know if it was piss, jism or a mix of both.
Anth screamed again, her lungs on fire, as he forced the blade beneath the hem of her flimsy garment and ripped upwards, tearing it open, her tits flopping out.
* * *
“Fuck. I’m coming, I’m coming!” Anth said now, her finger working overtime inside her pussy, the sheets under her soddening. “D,” she screamed. “D!”
Anth threw her head back, eyes closed, and then a rough, calloused hand wrapped around her throat. The tip of a thumb and index finger pushed up and into to the corners of her jaw. He’d informed her it was the safest way to do choke play.
Right on time, she thought, wondering when he’d sneaked in and how much he’d watched. “Don’t stop,” she said. “Please, D.”
The grip around her oesophagus closed and a squirt of come flooded out of her, followed by a second and third gush. “Fuuuck, D! Fuck. Let me feel it. Please, let me feel it. Now!”
“Not yet,” he whispered in her ear, and with that, his grip was gone and his weight was off her.
“You fucking tease.” She laughed, opening her eyes. His six-foot-five naked frame towered over her. “Ooh, what do you have there?”
He smiled. “A new toy,” he said, holding up a knife with an eight-inch blade, its base wrapped in a gleaming black handle.
“What’s that symbol on it?”
“That’s the best part.” He winked. “It’s a German knife, and that sign on the haft is a Swastika. Apparently it belonged to an SS officer, and it was stripped off his dead body at a prisoner camp. The officer was, by all accounts, a specialist in sexual torture, acts of depravity, devil-worshiping and human experimentation.”
Anth’s mouth formed a perfect O. “How do you know all this? It sounds made-up.”
“The guy I buy all my military stuff from down at my local ex-serviceman’s shop gets his hands on the odd specialty item now and then, which he keeps to one side for me. He knows his shit, trust me.” He shrugged. “He also said it’s possessed by the officer. Not that I believed him for a second.”
Fresh excitement arose in Anth. “Use it on me,” she begged. “Threaten to cut up my clit and cleave my tits off.”
“Oh, that was the plan,” he said, stepping forward.
The sight of his erection caught Anth’s eyes and she giggled. “Are you going to poke me with that thing too?”
He nodded. “Goddamn ri—Fuck!” D said, flying forward as if yanked by an invisible force.
The tip of the blade plunged into Anth’s neck.
* * *
She gargled as, inch by inch, the steel sank deeper into her flesh.
“Anth!” D said, tears streaming down his face.
He failed to stop his hand from turning. The knife twisted in her throat and violently ripped out against his will. And he found he couldn’t release his grasp on the hilt no matter how hard he tried.
D’s hand lashed out again and again, tearing an eyeball free, hacking at Anth’s face, slicing her nose off, mutilating her tits. Blood pissed up the walls behind the headboard and pooled around D’s feet, gluing him in place.
“Anth! Anth! Oh, my God!”
As her body twitched, her numerous wounds now dribbling instead of gushing, his knife hand turned on him.
“No, Jesus, no!”
The steel swept downwards, emasculating him, and then the tip of the blade rammed through the underside of his mouth, pinning his tongue to his palate.
D stumbled backwards, smashing against bedroom furniture, crashing to the floor.
His Ghost has a Fine Ass but I Still Won’t Let it Move Through Me…
Yeah, I may still feel a spark of a spark of a spark on Valentine’s And I may let two fingers put on spiked heels and go walkin’ downtown, to remind me the pain of Cupid’s arrow And just how long it takes to crawl back up from the depths of Hell Oh yeah, I may still see the shape of him dancin’ around me once a year But that doesn’t mean
his fine ghost ass has permission to treat this construction site like his graveyard The zone fee is a heavy one, better know, I’ll write that ticket
I’m a work is progress; my boo-ridden heart stitched up nicely by the stars, and he’s a lost soul who lives for the haunting aspect of Life. We are too different
Of course, I know he’d have me back on the aloof loop of wandering aimlessly; to be a side boo, a peek-a-boo, his sweet, sweet boo-berry icing on the cake he always has and eats too But I already buried that cake
Only underworldly things still try to tell half-truths on a full moon, so I had to put him in his place And now, I have day visions of colorful worms that I sometimes mistake for his face
Mother didn’t waste any time when Father took off and left us. Her taste in men deteriorated sharply. That was only my opinion, however. To judge from the sounds that emanated from her throat and other orifices, and her room, which was uncomfortably next to mine, she enjoyed her new mate with considerably greater volume and vigor than I’d experienced when life at home was still normal.
The neighbors upstairs could hear. Maybe the ones around the block as well.
Though I knew it wasn’t possible, I was sure the other girls at school could hear her too. They’d say, my mother would never make sounds like that. And I was mortified for no reason.
He never made a sound, might as well not have been there. I can’t say what would’ve been more disturbing, his presence with, or his absence from her.
He claimed to be a writer, although I never saw him write anything, or even do so much as pick up a pencil. He wasn’t famous, and was most likely unemployed, otherwise he wouldn’t have had so much time to spend with Mother in her boudoir.
At other times, he sat in the living room and pretended to think. Stared into space so anyone present might suppose he was involved with plot and character. Mother said not to disturb him. Clearly, I alone saw through this charade.
Some time after he’d installed himself, when it was obvious I wouldn’t dematerialize or go away on my own, he made various approaches, in the form of recommendations of books he thought I ought to read.
He stopped after I told him what I thought of his proposed sacred texts, Naked Lunch and Lolita.
He never behaved inappropriately, however. He was trying to be friendly. Which was even creepier.
One evening he suggested we go out for dinner and a movie. He wanted to see The Shining. The reviews were panegyric.
“Stephen King,” I said. “Now there’s a real writer.”
He shot me a strange and knowing look.
To my disappointment, the movie was nothing like the book. Some people’s innate ability to speak silently to those similarly gifted, and to hear the thoughts of others, living and dead, is incompletely explored. But I identified strongly with the weird little boy, who was nothing like me, and the hysterical freak who was nothing like my mother. The writer on the screen was the identical twin of the fellow who’d occupied my father’s spot on their loudly complaining mattress, and I told him I thought so. “You’re just like him. Except for the typewriter. You don’t even have a typewriter. I bet you don’t even know how to type.”
“Well you’re right about that. So…you think I’m crazy, huh?”
“Yes, I do. And no doubt even worse than that.”
He smirked, raised an eyebrow exactly like a frame from the movie we’d just endured. A shudder ran through me, which he caught.
“Not too smart, to tell someone whom you think might be insane that you think he’s nuts. Especially if he’s a writer.”
“You’re no writer. Stephen King’s a writer. He works hard, and sells millions of books. And I hope that scary bear from the final scene comes and devours you so I never have to hear…so I never have to see you again.”
He looked at Mother, who tried to seem appalled at my outburst. “Hear that?” he said. “She wants the bear to eat me.”
He growled like a bear, and licked his teeth with his repulsive tongue. Mother giggled. I covered my ears, closed my eyes and shook my head.
That night, the apartment echoed with bestial roars and moans from the depths of my worst nightmares.
From that horrible evening on, whenever he suggested restaurants or the cinema, I said I felt unwell.
Since he’d failed to influence my taste in literature and film, he might’ve thought he could push his crude aesthetics my way.
One of Mother’s friends had been awarded a show at a gallery located on an avenue known for really important art galleries. We were on our way to join her there for the opening.
Some contemporary art charlatan had filled one of the gallery shop windows with a rotten mattress dredged up from the river, covered with greenish-brown stains and remnant sewer-weed. He or she’d tied it in half, so it looked like what the hippie girls at school see when they give themselves gynecological exams with their handmirrors.
He noticed I was looking at this thing and must’ve read my thoughts. He stopped, pointed, leered. “Hey what’s that remind you of?”
Didn’t even think about it. “Your face,” I said.
A moment passed, in which I thought he might pull a cleaver from his coat. Instead, he laughed maniacally.
“That’s good,” he said. “You’re ready to face the world.”
The writer took off not long after that incident. Mother was inconsolable. Disgusted with men, she bought a dog, and called him Culo.
Culo was unusual. Unusually large, for starters, and he tended to stare at one. Without even opening that big slobbering mouth of his, which looked disturbingly like an engorged, diseased vagina, he told me, “You’re the writer. Don’t worry if you can’t think of what to write. I’ll tell you.”
Caitlín Rebekah Kiernan (born 26 May 1964) is an Irish-born American paleontologist and writer of science fiction and dark fantasy works, including 10 novels, series of comic books, and more than 250 published short stories, novellas, and vignettes. Kiernan is a two-time recipient of both the World Fantasy and Bram Stoker awards.
Alex S. Johnson: Social media controversies play a disproportionate part in the way the public and readers and authors perceive other authors. It feels to me mostly unnecessary in the respect that it dilutes the discourse about literature and makes it more about people’s subjective opinions and knee jerk reactions to false binaries. What are your thoughts on this?
Caitlín R. Kiernan: Yes, you’re absolutely right. Social media, and especially social media “activism,” is largely responsible for giving us this world where half of us are always at the throats of the other half. A world where it seems almost no one takes the time to read what has been written by anyone attempting a serious analysis, because outrage and dogma are threatened by reason. A world without nuance, where intellectual and political discourse has been reduced to something more akin to rooting for a sports team. I loathe social media. Sure, on the one hand it has brought me readers. But on the other hand, it has brought me almost endless grief and even lost me close friends. I fucking hate it, and I am trying hard to find the resolve to walk away from that idiot tempest once and for all. Leave Facebook and Twitter and LiveJournal, put it all behind me. I never would have imagined that the greatest threat to human civilization would not be the nuclear bomb.
ASJ: Neil Gaiman famously said that you have a “gift for language that borders on the scary.” To what do you attribute that gift?
CRK: Well, I am one of those writers who does believe in talent. Some of us know this trick, and some of us don’t, and those who do can get better at it, but those who lack talent will never master it, no matter how hard they try, no matter how many workshops they pay too much to attend. But that’s not really what you’re asking. Since I was a very small child I have been fascinated by language. Using the funny pages and a dictionary, I taught myself to read well before kindergarten. I was reading at a ninth-grade level in third grade. And I think reading has really been key to the development of my abilities, studying how all these other writers do what they do. In my twenties, I devised an exercise where I would write in the voice of other authors – Ray Bradbury, Shirley Jackson, James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Angela Carter, William Faulkner – and I got really good at it. I once included a counterfeit Yeats poem in a story and had to go to a lot of trouble to prove I’d written it. I still don’t know that I’m answering the question. Frankly, I’ve never been entirely sure what Neil meant. But I’d say that it didn’t hurt that my mother is a lover of books, and she read to me constantly. When I was a child, books mattered as much as air. They still do.
ASJ You are equally a scientist as well as an author of dark fiction. What influence does paleontology play in your work? Is writing ever like a dig to uncover bones and identify them?
CRK: Well, sure. You can look at it that way. A story is this thing that exists in bits and pieces in your unconscious mind, and writing is the process of gathering all that up and filling in the blanks, and that’s a little like putting a fossil skeleton back together. For me, writing is a process of discovery, and paleontology is a process of discovery. On some level I’m doing the same thing with both – except, and it’s a big exception – beyond that superficial similarity my brain is doing something very different when I’m writing fiction than when I’m doing science. In paleontology, and especially in writing up my findings, it’s all economy, saying as much as you can with the fewest words, as clearly as possible. In my fiction, I’m sorta doing the opposite. Objective meaning isn’t high on my list of priorities. In fact, it’s near the bottom. And writing I have this wonderful freedom to use fifty words where ten might do, but would be vastly less satisfying. And in fiction I don’t have to worry about rigor, about multivariate analysis and writing constraint algorithms for phylogenetic analyses and…all that. So, I go to these two very different places and use very different parts of my brain, and they are different enterprises, even though I might be led there by similar initial states. That said, paleontology has played a significant role in my fiction, yes. The sense of deep time, for example. I really let myself start mixing those two interests in Threshold, my second novel, and it’s been there ever since, especially in my short fiction. Getting the chocolate in the peanut butter and vice versa.
ASJ. You are known for your hard science based yet controversial opinions. Why do you think people argue with scientific facts?
CRK: Am I known for that? I thought I was known for that time in Burbank with the penguins, the hookers, and all that blow. Just goes to show you. Shit, I don’t know. Yes, whenever possible, as a rationalist, as an atheist, as a humanist, as a scientist, whatever opinions – no, whatever views – I may hold are based not on emotion and not on dogma. It seems far more important that I have thought something through, studied a problem, walked around it to see all the angles, before I start mouthing off. Which is alien to the internet, I know. It might be alien to the twenty-first century. Politically, I’m not on anyone’s side, not really, unless a cogent argument can be made for this or that position. And people seem to hate that, which I guess does make my opinions controversial. A thing is not true because someone desires it to be true. There is too much of the Enlightenment in me to buy into that. But as to why people argue with scientific facts, Jesus, look at the sad state of scientific literacy in America, an ignorance of facts and an ignorance of the scientific method. And not just an ignorance, but actual hostility, because science might prove you wrong. So if what matters to you is religion or this or that crusade, obviously science and reason are a potential threat. And that’s why people argue with science, whether we’re talking about climate change or evolutionary theory or – whatever.
ASJ. Science in horror and speculative fiction have coexisted since Shelley. How do you see new sciences, knowledge and theories being used in contemporary horror?
CRK: Well…new technologies, more often than not, frankly scare the piss out of me. I’ve already talked about the dangers of social media, a Frankenstein’s monster if ever man has unleashed one upon itself. Add to that AI. Those two things alone are enough, more than enough, to topple millennia of civilization. We dehumanize ourselves through shit like ChatGPT and pretend we’re democratizing the written word. We take these goddamn AI graphics programs where we seek to replace skill and inspiration with prompts, all but removing human beings from the process of creating art. Look! Anyone can do it! And they are. Like the plastics fouling the seas, AI generated imagery is fouling…okay, I’m off on a rant. To put it all more succinctly, to sum it the fuck up, here’s one of those places science fucks us over, hard – no, one of those places we do not use science wisely and with foresight. There’s too much, “Ooh, let’s see what happens.” There’s too much, “Yeah, but it’s fun, and I have no actual talent, so…” There are too many lazy students who don’t want to write their own papers and too many internet “content providers” who don’t want to pay a human artist when they can have Midjourney spit out some piece of shit for them virtually free. Now, have I seen these technologies used in contemporary horror fiction? No, not really, because I don’t much read contemporary horror fiction. I don’t read all that much new fiction, truthfully. But if it’s not being used, it should be. Myself, I tend to shy away from it. My nightmares are bad enough already. But, yes, you could not find a better comparison than Mary Shelley.
ASJ. You’ve spoken of the concept of “deep time” in relationship to the work of HP Lovecraft. Could you elaborate on how deep time is implicated in cosmic horror?
CRK: Everyone is familiar with, and probably comfortable with, the idea of historical time, and so they might casually talk of things they consider to have happened long ago. The building of the Egyptian pyramids, the Peloponnesian War, Columbus’ arrival in the Americas, World War I. Events that occurred a hundred or hundreds or even thousands of years before the present. Human life spans are short, and it seems to most people like those things happened a very long time ago. But ever since the great antiquity of the earth was recognized in the mid-eighteenth century, science has become increasingly aware that human history is nothing more than a thin film floating atop the abyss of geologic time. Scientists, and especially geologists, paleontologists, astronomers, physicists – those who routinely deal with objects and events of tremendous antiquity – very quickly learn to think this way. Not in mere centuries and millennia, but in millions or billions of years. It becomes second nature. But to most people this concept of the abyss of time remains unfamiliar, alien, even deeply unsettling. Considering it, many of them experience a sort of existential shock. And it is against this abyss of time that Lovecraft was writing his tales. Lovecraft’s god things, for example, his Great Old Ones and Elder Things, Cthulhu and that bunch, creatures that had “filtered down from the stars when earth was young.” In At the Mountains of Madness, practically a treatise on the power of deep time to unsettle, it is suggested that these beings “concocted earth-life as a joke or mistake.” Or look at “The Shadow Out of Time” or “Dagon.” Lovecraft wasn’t the first to use deep time to unsettle readers, but I think he was the first to do it with such skill. Here we have a sort of Gothic literature where the phantoms do not haunt castles merely ancient by human standards, but by the standards of the cosmos. Ergo, cosmic fiction, using the vastness of time – and space, and spacetime – to convey the weird.
ASJ. Tell me about the relationship and intersections between your work and that of Lovecraft and William S. Burroughs. It seems as though there are profound connections there.
CRK: Well, I’ve already gone on at length about Lovecraft, so I’ll focus here on Burroughs. He’s a later influence. I found Lovecraft, as I have written elsewhere, in high school, and I didn’t find Burroughs until college. And I think it’s a little harder to explain, the influence he’s had on me. Lovecraft was about looking outward. Burroughs, reading his work, taking it to heart, that was looking inward. It was also – as with authors like Joyce and Faulkner – something that allowed me to broaden my techniques as a writer. Burroughs had audacity. He was irreverent in a way I’m not sure I’d encountered before, an irreverence that violated not only the strictures of the English language but of society. I was raised in rural and semi-rural Appalachia, and while I’d certainly been broadening my horizons long before I found Burroughs, it was still heady stuff. And his writing led me off into this world of junkies and – well, by then I’d begun using drugs, so nothing will cure you more quickly of romanticizing dope that Junky. In fact, I think maybe that’s the most profound connection I have to Burroughs. He taught me not to romanticize. Anything. Ever. Novels like Silk and stories like “Ballad of a Catamite Revolver,” that’s me taking what I learned from Burroughs, the squalor and depravity that rules life for so many of us, and using that as my canvas, but never permitting myself to romanticize it. This is not a place you want to be. This is a place where life is cheap and ugly and dirty. Too little science fiction is written from that place.
ASJ. I’m republishing your story “Ballad of a Catamite Revolver” from your Sirenia newsletter in my upcoming William S. Burroughs tribute anthology, The Junk Merchants Volume 2. Can you tell me about the genesis of that story?
CRK: Well, the story was written about seven years ago now, which means I don’t have a lot of specifics on hand. Those are lost to old notes books and undependable memory.But I can say, there are a number of my science-fiction stories, such as “Hydrarguros” and “Cherry Street Tango, Sweatbox Waltz” and “Ballad of a Catamite Revolver,” I think of them as a sort of cybernoir. In a lot of ways I suppose they’re very retro, harking back not only the cyberpunks in the late seventies and early eighties but to film noir in the forties and fifties. I’m trying to capture both those aesthetics and blend them. And…it’s not like I can claim this is original. Surely Ridley Scott did this in Blade Runner in 1982 (with its title courtesy Bill Burroughs). No, he might not have crawled as deeply beneath the underbelly of a future society as I’m doing in “Ballad of a Catamite Revolver,” but he’s in the neighborhood, and that film was a great influence on me. Like I said about Burroughs’ Junky, this is a place where life is cheap and ugly and dirty. This isn’t the sort of SF that wonders at the stars. It’s the sort of considers it very likely that technology will only lodge us more deeply in the gutter. And it’s also violence as a sort of pornography, and decay and violence as art, and even art as crime. See, for example, my story “A Season of Broken Dolls.” Oh, another huge influence on these stories, the tales like “Ballad of a Catamite Revolver,” is David Bowie’s album Outside. The story’s antagonist – if it actually has one, which I doubt – Belev Andler, is a nod to Bowie’s Nathan Adler.
ASJ. What do you love about the Gothic and Deathrock musical genres, literature and culture?
CRK: This isn’t an easy question. I almost decided to not even try and answer it. I didn’t become involved in goth, in even the most tenuous way, until I started doing drag in 1990, and by then I was twenty-six years old. So I was a very fucking slow bloomer as for as goth was concerned, to say the least, and I was in the South – Birmingham, Athens, Atlanta – not really a part of the world renowned for having a thriving goth scene. Okay, New Orleans, but I didn’t get down that way much until later on. But, yes, my drag persona, it started there, and then I was writing Silk, which was mostly a book about the tiny punk-goth scene in Birmingham at the end of the 1980s disguised as a horror novel. And while I was writing it I met Billy Martin, who was at the time, a bit to his chagrin, a goth icon, and Christa Faust, who had even less interest in goth, but she was also somehow seen as part of the thing. And it spiraled from there. And it was great for a while, especially getting to know musicians. Forgive the name dropping, but, you know, the night I got wasted on ouzo at the Milk Bar with Voltaire and Lisa Feurer (who was still with Black Tape back then). I became close friends with the members of The Crüxshadows, Faith and the Muse, the Changelings (who were a brilliant Atlanta band), and on and on. I think the climax of my involvement with the scene was when I mc’d Convergence 5 in New Orleans in April ’99. And, kids, if you don’t know what Convergence is, use Wikipedia. I was a music reviewer at the late, much-lamented Carpe Noctem. You know, this has become an absurdly long answer, which I don’t think has even really addressed the question. I was leading up to how I drifted out of the scene in the early 2000s, but that’s not an answer, either. I don’t even know what the scene is these days. I just turned sixty, and I’m just shy of a recluse. Is there still a goth scene? Didn’t emo eat it alive? Okay, sorry, what did I love about the whole thing? I don’t know how to explain that, not really, not in a way that won’t seem precious and pretentious. I loved dressing up, the theatricality, obviously the music, and…you know, I’m gonna leave this one at that. Four hundred words and I still haven’t answered the question, which I’m beginning to think I misunderstood.
ASJ. Whatever happened to your goth-folk blues band, Death’s Little Sister?
CRK: I lived in Athens, Georgia in the nineties, and if you lived in Athens, Georgia – at least back then – and you had anything remotely resembling artistic inclinations, sooner or later you’d likely wind up at least sorta in someone’s band. And I met a lot of musicians as soon as I moved there, and they knew I’d done drag in Birmingham so I had that background in performance. Plus, almost as an afterthought, I could sing, play keyboard, and read music. And write songs. And people in bands, even shitty bands, got invited to the best parties with the best drugs. So, it was almost inevitable. In 1996, I was waiting for Silk, the first novel to sell, and – I honestly do not remember how I fell in with the people who became the band. Someone introduced me to a friend of a friend. And Death’s Little Sister grew out of the ashes of this other band that was imploding. For a while it was fun, but it quickly turned into very hard work, very time consuming work. We’d rehearse almost every night in a converted attic in a house at the edge of town. And then it started costing me money. I was the only person in the band with anything like a remotely steady source of income (that’s a joke; I was selling short fiction), so I kept getting handed the bills for sound equipment and studio time and such. We played a lot of shows in Athens and Atlanta. Our recording of “House of the Rising Sun” got a little airplay on local college radio. People like Michael Stipe and Matthew Sweet came to our shows and said we should keep at it. But. I was bleeding cash. I was drunk or high half the time. I wasn’t getting anything written. I mean nothing. My agent actually finally questioned whether it was worth it. And I saw, no it wasn’t. So, there was a February 1997 show at the 40 Watt Club, our best show yet, and the next day I called the guitarist and quit. And it was a fucking ugly breakup. I tried to find the guys another vocalist, but after a couple more months everyone had walked away. And that is what happened to Death’s Little Sister. The end.
ASJ. What are your current writing projects, if you’re at liberty to discuss them?
CRK: Sure, I can discuss them. But I’ve been having greater and greater trouble writing as the years go by, which is terrifying. So, I can discuss them, but keep in mind when I say “my next novel,” well, I’ve been working on my next novel since about 2015. I’m writing a book called The Night Watchers for Subterranean Press, and I’m about halfway through, so maybe this one is actually going to happen. It better. In a lot of ways, it is the nearest thing to a genre horror novel that I’ve ever tried to do. But it is coming along very slowly, and I’m not going to try and give a synopsis or anything. Bright Dead Star, my next short story collection – my nineteenth, I think – will be out early in 2025. The title could be a description of the way I’ve felt the last few years, but it’s actually stolen from a Current 93 song, from their 2018 album The Light Is Leaving Us All. What I am trying to finish at this very moment – and all this stuff is with SubPress, by the way – is a sci-fi novella, The Sun Always Shines on TV – a sequel to Living a Boy’s Adventure Tale – and yes, both titles stolen from A-ha songs. Show me a writer who claims they aren’t a thief, and I’ll show you someone who’s either a shitty writer or a liar.
ASJ. Final question: What reading recommendations do you have for my readers?
CRK: Oh, I hate this question. I always hate this question. I have always hated this question. But I will say that Jeff VanderMeer is hands down the best weird writer going these days. Read Area X and Borne and all the rest. Brilliant stuff. And we’ve talked so much about music, so if you haven’t heard Heilung, hear them. There a fucking incredible Germanic-Viking experimental folk thing. And my two favorite film directors these days are Denis Villeneuve and Christopher Nolan, so…there. Recommendations.
All the Teddy Boys say Florence is the squeeze and I see Ronnie reading a book of poems at the hot dog stand on Rockaway Beach. The men, gunning fast trucks and all the sad captains pulled thro’ the pier. Let’s sing switchblade operas and keep outrageous diaries. Let’s walk mean streets with weighted leather belts drink rum and Cola in a Dixie Cup suffer on and on and on like a whip of red cake faltering in the sun.
O, Ronnie —did you book a rocket to Russia pill heaven with the angels in chains? Our love was fast and simple. Now my drainpipe trousers pool with blood and you’re still on the move. I wanna smash cheap crockery. I wanna drink at the Bird and Brat, cry oof like a gun dropped, watch suicides from the Tappan Zee. What happens next is everything and mist.