J.J. Campbell

like she had done this before

had me one of those nights out 
drinking gin and i ran into a stripper 
with a cast on her right hand

i told her i’m sure the other bitch 
looks worse

she laughed, we went into a bar 
and had a few drinks

since i was drinking gin, the dirty 
part of my imagination was running 
the show

i asked her if she was a squirter?
she smiled and said yeah

i said i’ll give you $100 if you let me 
watch you get your clit excited and squirt
all over my face, $50 extra if you get it 
in my mouth

like a clown? she asked

yes, like a clown

we went to the bathroom and she hovered 
over the toilet like she had done this before

she got it going rather quickly and told me
to squat like a catcher

ooh, she knows sports, i might have to marry 
her

she exploded, first getting it on my eyebrows
before getting a really good stream into my mouth

i handed her $150 as she gave me some toilet 
paper to wipe my face with

i refused it

i have this long goatee for a reason

we’ve been together for a few months now

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