like she had done this before
had me one of those nights out
drinking gin and i ran into a stripper
with a cast on her right hand
i told her i’m sure the other bitch
looks worse
she laughed, we went into a bar
and had a few drinks
since i was drinking gin, the dirty
part of my imagination was running
the show
i asked her if she was a squirter?
she smiled and said yeah
i said i’ll give you $100 if you let me
watch you get your clit excited and squirt
all over my face, $50 extra if you get it
in my mouth
like a clown? she asked
yes, like a clown
we went to the bathroom and she hovered
over the toilet like she had done this before
she got it going rather quickly and told me
to squat like a catcher
ooh, she knows sports, i might have to marry
her
she exploded, first getting it on my eyebrows
before getting a really good stream into my mouth
i handed her $150 as she gave me some toilet
paper to wipe my face with
i refused it
i have this long goatee for a reason
we’ve been together for a few months now