TOP TEN REASONS FOR PICKING UP CHICKS AT AA MEETINGS
TEN
Most of them are single. Or divorced.
For the usual variety of predictable reasons.
NINE
You share previous interests in common.
EIGHT
Chances are they’ve never practiced
Safe sex.
SEVEN
Free coffee.
SIX
Smoker tolerant.
FIVE
Don’t need to be taught
Rules of co-dependency.
FOUR
Mutual 2AM sugar cravings
Only to be satisfied by a pint each
Of Cherry Garcia.
THREE
No family baggage,
Because neither set of relatives
Have spoken to us for years.
TWO
Won’t be so lonely during relapses.
And our top reason for picking up chicks at AA meetings–
ONE
At this point,
They really don’t expect
To do better than you.
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