Doug Hawley

Meditation Monsters

The ten people, five men and five women were meditating as usual at their Wednesday night session.  They were all nude because they followed the rules of their prophet Lee James.  According to James, a lack of clothing ensured their innocence as they spent an hour in a seventy degree Fahrenheit room with candle lighting.  The men and women were required to be in separate rows approximately five feet apart facing each other.  They believed their position and all of the other conditions of their meditation – silence, no devices, no food or drink – would improve their physical and mental condition.

Five minutes into the session two naked creatures interrupted them.  One was obviously male, and one female but they weren’t exactly human.  They were larger than typical humans and had hair in unusual places.  Their bodies resembled those seen on old space opera books.

After a stunned silence lasting more than three minutes Joy spoke up “What the hell.  Who are you and how did you get in?”

The male responded “Before I answer those questions, let us introduce ourselves.  I go by Night Monster, and she as Night Angel.  We are night demons, but good ones.  Our mission is to spread sexual pleasure or healing.  We came in earlier today, but you couldn’t see us because we are only visible at night.  We can better your lives by offering you extreme pleasure.”

Dan said “What a load of crap.  Are you escapees from a freak show?”

Night Angel answered “A freak show escapee who knows what you have fantasized doing with Janice?” 

Dan face flushed and he opened his mouth to speak, but slowly reconsidered.  Janice also blushed.

Monster said “Listen, all of you can go into denial about your desires, or what we are, or we can help all of you.  What do you say?”

Jake said “Whatever those two have on their minds, how about we let them talk.”

There was some mumbling, but no objections, so agreement was assumed.

Angel took the lead “As we said we have been here for a while, and examined your thinking.  This is a singles organization, and despite the asexual meditations, we know that most of you are here for romance as well as enlightenment.  You all studiously ignored Bill’s erection during the meditation and Carol’s admiration thereof.  Your meditations are valuable, but we have suggestions for augmenting the experience either before or after with earthly delights.  If there is one or more disinterested, you could wait in another room while we work with the rest of the group.”

Joy and Jay left.

“I don’t want to belittle anyone here, but none of you are in satisfactory relationships now, and everyone in the meditation group is a friend to everyone else here. You are all in good health and flexible.  Monster and I suggest the following couples:  Janice and Amir, Carol and Sam, Suzette and Bill, Helen and Dan.”

There was some surprise from the group because the combination mixed both size and race.  Pale Janice and dark Amir, big Suzette and little Bill, but no one objected and some were very pleased.

“We think that we have good matches based on your conscious and unconscious thoughts.  So if there are no objections, we suggest that couples get on your meditation mats and begin to explore.  If anyone needs help Monster and I are excellent fluffers.  No one here needs to go home without an orgasm or several.”

The couples went to their mats as instructed.  Most of them began erotic massages on their partners.  Janice used mouth while Amir let his fingers do the walking.  The couples, with one exception, were thoroughly aroused.  They did some bargaining, including do it my way first, then I’ll do it your way next.  Suzette blushed and pointed at her rear portal.  Bill smiled and started drilling.  After they all agreed on how to proceed they went into various versions of cowgirl, missionary, and things only available to Kama Sutra students.  An interesting mixture of groans, yelps, chirps, and purrs followed.

Carol and Sam were the exception.  Their mutual inspection didn’t lead to arousal.  Carol cried for help.  Monster positioned Carol for sixty-nine, and Angel used her foot long tongue on Sam’s penis.  Within a couple of minutes Carol and Sam were thoroughly fluffed and eagerly started on each other.

An hour later several thoroughly satisfied couples were ready to leave.  They bid farewell and gave thanks to Monster and Angel for giving them an addition to their meditation.  On their way out they stopped in to tell Joy and Jay goodbye.  To their surprise Joy and Jay were vigorously pursuing missionary sex.  Joy told the group “We weren’t against the sex; we just wanted to have a little privacy.  We didn’t tell the group that we have been a couple for weeks.  Nothing new here for us.”

Amir, Jay, and Janice told some of their friends and those friends told their friends.  Soon, Sexual Healing named after an appropriate Marvin Gaye song moved to a large room at the Portland State University campus, and hence to the more liberal colleges.  

Lee James contacted the original Portland Oregon group to propose a modification of his book on meditation to include Sexual Healing.  A year later James and the group had a best seller “Healing Though Sex And Meditation”.

As this is being written, peace groups are suggesting Sexual Healing between different racial, ethnic, national, and religious groups as a way out of conflict.  Various sexual orientations are copying the original straight groups.  The future is bright.