Alex S. Johnson

Mistress of Graves

Jordan Kingfisher bent over the drinking fountain, her head swimming with the latest discoveries she’d made at the HP Lovecraft archives at Brown University. Her long, thick black hair–which she often described as “Jewish grandmother hair”–flowed down her back. Clad in a hoody with a pattern of interlocking diamonds down the back and the logo of the post-punk band Puke Graveyard down the front, Jordan very much wanted to share her findings with the shy boy who lived on her dorm floor. 

At the same time, there was something about him that put her off. Something uncanny.

She wiped the back of her mouth, turned around in her tunnel vision way and nearly plowed right into the shy boy in question.

“Ross!” she blurted out. He blushed crimson when he looked into her dark brown eyes. She had that effect on both sexes, stunning them with her nearly alarming beauty. 

“I was actually going to…to…Facebook you” he finally managed after struggling to find his words. 

She smiled and reached out to pat his shoulder. She realized that at this moment they both felt awkward.

“But you’re right down the hall from me,” she said. A flood of relief poured through her. She looked again at him and something clicked in her head. He wasn’t actually that bad looking. He looked like a cousin of hers that she had only seen once at her Bat Mitzvah before his parents had taken him to live on a kibbutz in Israel. A few months later he’d been killed in a bombing raid by Hammas.

“That’s true,” he said. “But it’s complicated. Involves…those equations Professor Eldritch described as ‘esoteric’ in his Kabbalah seminar. I think I saw you there.”

“Yup, that was me,” she said. “Eldritch is a fascinating man. Well, maybe we should sit down and have a coffee like normal, civilized people instead of standing here blocking traffic.” She apologized as a hurrying freshman clutching an armful of books tripped and sprawled on his back in the hallway like a Franz Kafka bug, even though technically he was just a klutz and his accident had nothing to do with her.

“Sounds good,” said shy boy.

She knew if it were up to shy boy, he would actually just sink down into his argyle socks and then vanish further until he was a pair of scuttling claws, so Jordan took the lead. Adjusting her crammed backpack on her shoulders, and wincing slightly at the pulled muscle from an old tennis injury, she guided them both to a table at O’ Malley’s, a cafe franchise in the Brown student union.

They had been sitting down interlocking eyes and vision like Russian dolls in a quantum field before she realized that they hadn’t ordered any beverages. “Could you…could you please get me a medium latte, and whatever you would like? I hope this is enough.” She fished a folded, inked ten dollar bill out of her Surprise Pussy purse.

“Are you sure? That’s very kind of you,” he said.

“Don’t worry about it. My aunt sent me a care package and some surplus funds. She knows how I tend to buy books with whatever money I make at the library…she’s very generous that way.” She looked up, realizing he was frozen in front of her.

“Is there anything wrong?” she asked.

“Yes and no,” he said. He hesitated. “You remember that one slide Eldiritch showed in his PowerPoint, the one that looked like a red eye, only…”

“It was a three star system. Algol. Or ‘All Ghoul,’ as he likes to call it. Corny.” She snort-laughed, feeling like a dork.

“That’s funny!” he said. “Well, I’m going to get those drinks for us.” He took the crumpled bill from her and headed towards the back of the line. It was right after noon and classes were letting out. 

“Those who surrender their souls to Her will dwell in eternal darkness,” came a distorted voice somewhere out of range.

She looked up and saw that a man with a megaphone was surrounded by campus security. He was wearing an optical yellow vinyl jacket and had a deranged look in his eyes.

Then she heard the scream.

His scream. 

Her vision shuddered forward. In the shock of the moment, she could see herself as though filmed from above. Then she was moving in slow motion, rippling fractals of her body tearing away from her.

Slowly, ever so slowly, her legs made of melting sludge, she made her way to the periphery of the security guard huddle. 

Ross Green was lying still on the ground, her ten dollar bill clutched in his skinny hand. Some kind of viscous fluid was leaking out of his ear.

Within a foot of his body was a pamphlet. Adrenaline coursing through her body, Jordan understood the pamphlet to be something the religious fanatic had been distributing. As if in a trance, she bent down and picked it up.

She couldn’t make heads or tails of it at first. The photo on the cover was a blurred reproduction of a turn of the century print of one of the entrance ways to the Paris catacombs. When she looked at the photo more carefully, she realized that embedded within that picture was another–the outline of a woman. 

“She’s the mistress of graves!” screamed the fanatic suddenly, tearing free of the security guards. He came right up to her. His eyes were imploring.

“Do not heed her call!” he said. “She will drag you to hell. Your soul will be trapped in an astral prison of her own devising, and darkness will abide in you forever.”

“That’s fucking ridiculous,” she said indignantly. Her logical brain was shooting through possibilities for what had just occurred. “And I hope you didn’t have anything to do with…” she knelt down and felt for Ross’s pulse. It was thready, but he was still there.

At that moment Ross rose shakily to his feet, and the security guards reclaimed the crazy man. “I’m so sorry,” said one of the guards, whom she recognized from the Federal Hill shopping center where she went to indulge her fetish for rare Puke Graveyard 12 inch sides. “He’s obviously off his meds, you know?”

“Yeah, I know,” said Ross. “I hope he’s going to be ok.”

Although Jordan knew very little about shy boy, his compassion for other misfits was something she admired about him. She had internalized her mother’s judgmentalism and was much more harsh.

The security guards marched the fanatic away.

“What’s that you’re holding?” asked Ross.

Jordan handed him the pamphlet. He peered at it through his Coke bottle lenses. 

“That’s the Mistress of Graves,” he said, flatly. When Jordan looked into his eyes, they were whirling discs, like something out of a 1950s science fiction film. 

“Who is the Mistress of Graves?” she asked.

“Never…ask that question.”

She snapped her fingers in front of his face. “Wake up,” she said irritably. “I asked you a question.”

“Never ask…that question.”

Suddenly her brain categorized its contents. She flashed on Algol, the star pair with a companion, and then a black mass began to play in her head as though it had been shot into her skull with a beam gun. Bloody, nude acolytes masturbated themselves and one another. On a jade table a young girl was bound and gagged. A priestess was intoning strange chants in a language Jordan had never heard before in her life. It felt more like a binary code, a series of dots and dashes. She felt a strange surge in her groin…fucking wet is more like it. Her pussy burned with desire and flash points of carnal pleasure spread through every cell of her body.

And then the images and sounds and psychic invasion left her head as quickly as they had entered. 

Ross smiled shyly. “Oh fuck, that was weird. I thought I’d lost you for a second.”

“Don’t worry about it,” said Jordan, trying desperately to stop the flying golden filaments in her brain. “What were you saying just now about the…what was it…the Mistress of Graves?”

“I don’t know anything about that,” he said. And sounded like he meant it.

“Do you want to go into town…” they both began to speak at once, their words tumbling over one another. So many impressions surged between them. They had much to discuss. Inhibitions to shed. Dances to dance. 

On their way out the door, Ross dropped the pamphlet on the floor. 

The Mistress of Graves stared up at the parade of Brown students. She was smiling a black and terrible smile. Her lips parted and her tongue flickered out.

After a journey of millenia across light years, she was back on earth, and ready once more to spike humanity on a sacrificial pole.

M.P. Powers

wal-mart customer

who would’ve known 
the guy who considers anything 
with a vegan label to be a threat 
on a par with the suitcase nuke 
is also the guy who’s never come 
within a bargepole’s distance 
from the self-checkout line 
and the one who refuses to return
his shopping cart to the stack 
and leaves it in the gap 
between his jeep grand cherokee 
and the car next to it a 3/4th drunk 
plastic cup of mountain dew 
in the cupholder who would’ve 
known who would’ve known who 
would’ve known?

Gregg Norman

We Came Upon a Midnight Clear

We sang upon a midnight clear
that odious song of old,
of angels bending to touch their toes
and bitch about getting old.

A piece on earth to everyone,
a glorious, rollicking shag.
Then hear in solemn stillness as
the angels gloat and brag.

For souls below need sorely now
a bop-till-you-drop kind of night,
a knee-shake, bottle-break reverie
to set their spirits right.

Look now for glad and golden hours
to follow this toe-curling fling,
and lay upon your rumpled sheets 
and hear the angels sing.

Scott C. Holstad

Hell

Smack dab in the middle of the
club, cornered, no way out.  She
had been following me for
weeks, harassing me, driving me
fucking nuts.  She was 
everywhere I went, no escape
20 calls a day

(God, I want you)

she assaulted anyone I was with
told her I was gay, didn’t work;
couldn’t bluff the bitch.  She was
a fucking nightmare!

(I want you in my mouth
right now right here)

Yeah, sure bitch, the place is
packed, no chance, be my guest.

Damn if she didn’t drop my pants
and suck me down to the balls in
three seconds flat!

While they pulled her off of me I
wondered if IT would remain
intact with that kind of suction
and why did they ever let her out
of the nuthouse and what did I do
to deserve this.

I only heard from her twice
more

(God, I want you in me,
can I have some of your poems?)

I think they locked her back up.

Robert Creekmore

Sole Survivor

The catkin flowers on the low-hanging branches of a centuries-old pecan tree tickle the back of Hugh Albertson’s neck as he frantically scans the ground underneath them. The old flashlight with a brittle red exterior casts a dim orange glow that flickers erratically every few seconds. It’s already hot in eastern North Carolina even though it’s only early May. Gnats and mosquitos swarm around the faint beam, creating a vortex manufactured with tiny buzzing exoskeletons. Despite this, the way the pecan tree’s frilly, long, green flowers bounce individually across his cheek and scalp transport him back to that day.

***

It was during a family reunion at his great-aunt Bonnie’s farmhouse in the spring of nineteen-eighty-five. A month before, she had deep-pile, harvest-gold-colored carpet installed throughout. To Hugh’s five-year-old self, the softness of the fibers was an invitation to slide across the floor on his chest like a penguin. Even the stairs had been carpeted. He tackled those and kept sliding through the upstairs hallway, then underneath the guest bed.

Great-aunt Bonnie owned a calico cat who, for years, had used the underside of this bed’s boxspring as her secret domain. The feline’s sharp claws had shredded the fabric leaving it hanging in his young face, as the catkin flowers do now. 

The door opened. 

The thick wood concealed by the new carpet groaned with an antique sigh. It was his older cousin Amelia. He could tell by her shoes. They were open-toe, leather sandals. Her toenails had been meticulously painted a pink that was not dissimilar to that of Pepto Bismal. Hugh kept quiet, observing like a spy. 

For a while, she sat on the edge of the bed. Her bare legs dangled over the side, as she kicked them anxiously. Each time one foot came down, her Achilles tendon was mere inches from young Hugh’s face. Intrigued, he kept quiet. 

Minutes later, Hugh recognized the stride of another cousin, Kelvin. He didn’t know their ages, just that they were teenagers, which meant they were not quite adults, but a lot closer than he was. 

For some reason, Kelvin is barefoot. His feet were tan because he wore flip-flops from Saint Patrick’s Day to Halloween. Hugh could see the v-shaped white streaks left over from them, accented by dark toe hair. 

Neither spoke. Whatever was happening had already been agreed upon beforehand. Amelia stood to face Kelvin, who was quite a bit taller. Hugh sees that they’re close enough that her knees are touching his shins. 

Suddenly, Amelia turned around so that her pink toenails were so close that Hugh could see the streaks left over from the tiny brush used to apply the polish. Her feet grew further apart and cousin Kelvin’s shorts were around his ankles. 

Noises came from both of them that Hugh had never heard before. The bed creaked from the weight of Amelia’s torso being moved back and forth as Kelvin bumped into her repeatedly for reasons Hugh didn’t understand.

This excited his brain, sending numbing sparks underneath Hugh’s skin that gave way to a warm sensation in each extremity. Without hesitation, Hugh scooched forward and placed one of his tiny hands onto each of Cousin Amelia’s nearly bare feet. She flinched slightly but didn’t stop. Instead, she slid her sandals off as the peculiar dance continued, letting little Hugh hold her bare feet until both his cousins released moaning sighs. Kelvin left first, leaving Amelia sitting on the bed, putting her sandals back on.

“Hugh, I know it’s you. If you tell anyone what just happened, I’ll kill your mama.”

As she walked away, Hugh sobbed, facedown into the carpet.

***

Hugh didn’t think about what happened much afterward. At thirteen, though, when most of the other boys looked girls up and down, Hugh was only looking down. This realization, ironically occurred in winter. At school, Hugh stared at the girls’ cold-weather shoes, imagining their bare feet. In the spring, he became mesmerized by the appearance of open-toed shoes on the girls in his classes. His yearning was so overwhelming that Hugh’s grades noticeably dropped. They took a sharp upturn when he learned there was a field of medicine just for feet, podiatry. Why not? He had always excelled in biology.  

The years clicked past. Hugh kept his desires a secret, satisfying himself alone with women’s shoe catalogs. After three years at UNC, he’d never been with a woman, let alone even been on a date. But, during his junior year that changed when Hugh met a freshman girl who became unexpectedly infatuated with him. Eventually, Hugh confessed his desires to her. She found the idea repellant but said yes and began allowing him to lick her feet prior to intercourse. 

Around this time, Hugh received a phone call from his mother concerning Cousin, Amelia. She had died at only thirty-four. He hadn’t seen her since he was little, so Hugh was flabbergasted when he found himself sobbing on the other end of the line. The pathologist said in his report that Amelia had died of a heart attack brought on by methamphetamine abuse. 

During his senior year, Hugh began to contemplate what Amelia’s body now looked like inside her coffin. How had she changed in the past year? These thoughts instantly aroused him. Hugh wanted to feel the tepid, dead flesh of her feet between his teeth.

One evening, not long after, when Hugh and his partner were becoming intimate, he began to lick her sweaty, unwashed feet, only to be startled by a horrible, high-pitched scream. It took a few seconds to process that he was the reason. Hugh had sunk his teeth deep into the arch of the unfortunate young woman’s left foot. She hurried back to her dorm, never reporting the incident out of embarrassment. He’d never see her again. 

Hugh graduated with honors and went on to study podiatry at Kent State. 

***

By the time he turned thirty-four, Hugh had been practicing podiatric medicine for four years back home in Raleigh, a forty-minute drive to his great-aunt Bonnie’s house, where it all began.

During the ensuing years, Hugh never had another girlfriend. The realization he was now the same age as his cousin when she died set something off inside of him. An urge grew. He didn’t have to kill them himself, just read the obituary section of small regional newspapers.  

Hugh traded in his Honda Civic for a black Dodge Ram pickup with four-wheel drive, in case he lost traction on the grass backing down to a fresh gravesite. His goal was to find a recently buried young woman located in a remote cemetery. He would dig up his first corpse later that year.

Hugh hadn’t done any kind of physical labor since his teen years, making the excavation take longer than expected. He opened the casket with a crowbar, exposing the body of a young woman of nineteen who died due to an unexplained cardiac arrest.

She was a brunette girl with sharp features, in a stiff white dress. Because the body was only displayed from the waist up, she already had bare feet. As not to make noise, Hugh didn’t bring anything mechanical to excise them. He used a surgical-grade bone saw to make through-cuts directly above the ankles. Yellowish embalming fluid leaked out of her body and onto the lining of the coffin. The vapors burned Hugh’s eyes. He placed each foot in its own freezer bag and put them in a small Igloo cooler filled with ice, storing it on the floorboard of his truck directly behind the driver’s seat. With the casket closed Hugh’s euphoria wained. He began to sense his muscles screaming from the effort he had exerted. But the task of returning the dirt remained. This chore wasn’t optional. Hugh had to cover his tracks.  

At home, when Hugh opened the bag, the gray, dead feet still reeked of a sharp chemical smell. He used a large syringe to push water through the veins of each, flushing the remaining liquid out and down the bathtub drain. 

After thoroughly drying both, Hugh laid them out on a cutting board. The right foot, he stored in a vacuum-sealed freezer bag using a Food Saver his mother gifted him but he rarely used. Once it’s tucked away in the back of the freezer, Hugh held up the girl’s left foot to inspect it with admiration.

“Almost like hers,” he whispered aloud. 

Hugh rummaged around underneath his bathroom sink looking for a bottle of nail polish. It’s the exact same garish pink his cousin Amelia wore on that fateful day. He had purchased it years ago on a lark when it caught his eye in a drug store. Hugh shook the old bottle vigorously. The small BB inside rattled the clumpy mixture back to life. After the initial light coating, he let the paint dry, then applied a second with the precision you’d expect from someone who performed delicate surgeries weekly.

Task completed, Hugh escorted his prize to the bedroom. Unlike the rest of the house, which had bare oak floors, his bedroom was outfitted with deep-pile, harvest-gold carpet. It was reminiscent of his great-aunt Bonnie’s house circa nineteen-eighty-five. The bed was king-size and sat on a custom-made, tall bedframe.  

Naked, he crawled underneath after gently laying the dismembered left foot on the floor next to the edge of the bed. At first, he oriented the foot as Amelia’s were on that day, pink toes toward him. While entranced, Hugh began pleasuring himself. Soon, he found himself picking the dismembered appendage up and sinking his teeth across the inside arch. He gnawed the ragged skin, feeling the delicate bones underneath as they ground between his teeth. Salivating like Pavlov’s dog, Hugh turned to his side and made a deposit onto an already crispy patch of carpet. 

Finished, Hugh stored the left foot in the refrigerator to keep it fresh. Over the next two weeks, he performed the same ritual several times a day, often leaving gaps in his appointment book, which allowed him to return home to do so. 

When the foot began to rot, Hugh put in a call to a friend from Kent State. Carl was a veterinary student at the same time Hugh studied podiatry. Outside of class, one of his hobbies was osteology. Carl collected dead animals. He stripped off their flesh and articulated the remaining skeletons to be displayed and used as teaching models. The process required the use of Dermestid beetles. They slowly pick through each morsel of putrid flesh until only bone remains. Carl shipped a box with about one hundred of these little critters to Hugh’s doorstep.

The setup was easy, a ten-gallon fish tank with wood chips in the bottom. Hugh placed it up in his basement with a heat lamp to keep them warm. The process was slow at first, but once the beetle colony grew, flesh vanished at a clip. When it was finished, Hugh soaked the bones in hydrogen peroxide for a week to whiten them. With tips from his university acquaintance, Hugh was able to perfectly articulate the young woman’s foot using wire, and small springs. 

He flagrantly kept it on his desk at work. Though, being that he’s a podiatrist, it didn’t look out of place. Ethically acquired human bones can legally be purchased in the United States. Usually by universities and garden variety eccentrics. Two months passed before Hugh began feeling the urge again. He defrosted the girl’s right foot overnight in his refrigerator. 

Once he got a whiff of dead flesh, two more weeks of mania set in, which manifested repeatedly under Hugh’s bed. Inevitably, the rot began to take hold. Once the smell shifted from fresh death to putridity, their flesh became useless sexually. Hugh articulated it and the foot joined its twin on his desk. 

He knew that the urge would return, likely within a few months. Hugh was determined to judiciously prepare instead of acting impulsively. In the interim, he joined a gym, in hopes of not wearing out as quickly while digging in the future. 

A month later, Hugh began shopping through the obituary section. Another month passed before he found a suitable candidate, buried in a small graveyard near Castalia. Two days later, Hugh dug up the body of the newly deceased girl and removed his dead quarry. Now that he was physically stronger and more confident, the process took much less time. 

This cycle continued for two years. Every two months, a body meeting the correct requirements appeared. 

***

Today, Hugh has an entire shelf in his office dedicated to eight pairs of articulated feet and counting. He intends for it to grow, but his winning streak inevitably comes to an end.

***

  It’s been six months since Hugh’s last ‘excavation’ as he’s begun calling them. But faced with waning choices, Hugh considers the unthinkable. What if he made the woman dead instead of waiting? Acquiring a pre-deceased specimen of such a young age who isn’t riddled with disease or mangled in an accident is nearly impossible. Perhaps they’d be in larger population areas, but he can’t risk operating outside of very rural graveyards. If fate has stopped giving him what he needs, Hugh will take what he feels owed.

Dating websites would leave a trail. Instead, on weekends, Hugh begins frequenting local bars. The physical transition of his body from the past two years of fitness training has garnered plenty of women’s attention. However, it has to be the right woman. 

For another six months, Hugh populates the same singles bars, biding his time and getting a feel for it. Then, one Saturday night, in stumbles a perfect specimen. The spitting image of his deceased cousin, Amelia. She’s wearing open-toe sandals, toenails painted the same Pepto-pink. Hugh’s heart begins pounding so hard that his carotid arteries visibly pulse on both sides of his neck. This is his opportunity. She’s utterly plastered. 

Hugh begins planning his approach. But there’s no need. She makes uncomfortably long eye contact with him as she clumsily makes her way to his booth, where he’s sitting alone drinking a domestic beer. Without talking, she slides herself onto the bench seat, right next to him, hemming Hugh in between her and the wall. 

“Hey babe,” she says slurring, “Don’t you want to buy me a drink?”

“I reckon I can manage that. Just let me up and I’ll head over to the bar and pick up whatever you want.”

She slides her hand down the inside of Hugh’s thigh, making him jump with nervous energy.

“Thanks, sugar,” she says as she awkwardly moves aside. 

Standing next to the table, Hugh says, “I almost forgot to ask what you’d like?”

“I want a gin and tonic,” she says slurring. 

On his way back from the bar, Hugh empties a white powder he prepared ahead of time into the icy highball glass, mixing it with the tiny straw the bartender left in the drink.

Instead of returning to the same bench seat as her, Hugh sits on the other side of the booth. 

He drinks in tense silence as this intoxicated woman slides off her shoes under the table and begins running her feet up and down his legs. 

Coyly she looks at Hugh and asks, “Do you like that?”

“Yes,” he replies stiffly.

“If you want, I’ll let you suck my toes,” she says, sliding a foot toward his groin.

This goes on for another fifteen minutes, as Hugh finishes his beer. 

“I’m ready to go, if you are, big man,” she says, flirtatiously.

He approaches the bar and cashes out his tab, all the while, thoughts of her blood smeared across his shiny bone saw parade through Hugh’s mind.

Wobbly legs carry the pair out to Hugh’s Dodge Ram. 

“I think I’ve had too much to drink. I don’t know if I can … if I can drive,” Hugh mumbles.

“Don’t worry, baby. I can.”

“Are you sure?” Hugh says disoriented.

“Just give me directions, and I’ll get us there.”

“Okay,” he says staggering even more.

Buckled into the front passenger seat of his truck, the overwhelming urge to sleep presses down upon him.

“I forgot to ask,” Hugh says, “what’s your name?”

“My name is Amelia,” the woman says, seemly far less intoxicated than a few minutes before. 

Those are the last words Hugh hears before darkness envelopes him. 

***

Hugh wakes up, face down in the grass, his nose inches away from the young woman’s pink toenails. 

“Not so alluring now, are they? You’re probably a bit confused at the moment. You downed an entire beer full of Rohypnol.”

“What?”  

You know, roofies. The date rape drug. It’s the same thing you put in my gin and tonic. The one I didn’t touch. But you were too distracted to notice. In fact, I haven’t had a single drink all night.” 

As Hugh orients himself, he realizes his hands are cuffed behind his back and chained to ankle irons. Fear runs through his veins, cold like alcohol evaporating off bare skin.

“What do you want?” Hugh says, tension straining his voice.    

“I’ve been watching you for some time now. Do you think it’s a coincidence that such perfect specimens continued to line up? No, Hugh. The bones of those women you so intricately articulated are my trophies, not yours. Each of them I plied with copious amounts of liquor. After making love, I injected an overdose of insulin beneath one of their large toenails. Each was assumed to have died of unspecified cardiac events brought on by excessive alcohol consumption.”

“Where am I?”

“The old Battleboro cemetery. The place you dug up the fourth girl.”

“Let me go,” Hugh says, “We can work together.”

“Oh, we already have. My mother told me about you. I was conceived that day at great-aunt Bonnie’s back in nineteen-eighty-five. The child of incest. It would seem sociopathy runs thick in our blood, doubly so in mine.”

“Amelia never had a child.”

“That you knew of. The shame of a teenage pregnancy brought on by cousin-fucking was too much for my grandmother to bear. She sent my mom away, and I was adopted after my birth. It wasn’t until I turned eighteen that I tracked down my biological mother. My adoptive parents named me after her. I suppose they felt that I should keep a small piece of Amelia with me.”

“What you do want?” Hugh cries.

“To watch you suffer and take back what’s mine.”

“The feet?”

“All seven sets.”

“There are eight.”

“The first girl wasn’t mine, just happenstance. But, when I saw what you did, digging up that young girl’s body, the thought of possessing what you had taken worked its way into my mind like a sliver of wood jammed under a fingernail. Had I taken my victim’s feet myself, before they were buried, each would have been investigated as murders. No. I let you do the hard work.”

“I have money. I can⸺”

“I don’t care. Not everything is for sale, Hugh.”

“If they arrest me, they’re going to also connect the murders to you.”

“I took the liberty of leaving vials of insulin in your refrigerator, fresh needles, as well as the ones I used on each girl, which contain traces of their DNA. After leaving the bar, we visited your office and I took what was mine. The police have already been tipped off. You are going to be caught.”

“What about the first girl? She belongs to me.”

“The pieces of her feet have been scattered around the graveyard. I’m going to put a key in your hand. Get free and you can go looking. There’s probably less than an hour remaining. I left a note in your handwriting begging the police to stop you. All you can do now is collect your bones and run.”

“Why shouldn’t I just run?”

“Because I know you won’t leave her. These girls were your only company and solace. Believe me, I understand. But every game must have a winner.”

Amelia drops an old, red, plastic flashlight in front of Hugh’s face.

After placing the key in his left hand, she sarcastically says, “Good luck,” and walks off into the night.

Hugh flops around, having a fit trying to work the key into the hole of the right cuff. For several minutes it’s just out of reach but eventually, he gets it to slide into place. Hugh turns it, releasing his right hand. This causes the chain connecting the handcuffs to his legs to fall away. It doesn’t take much effort to free his left hand, and then each ankle. 

Frantically, Hugh examines the ground under the old-growth pecan trees. Piece by piece, he collects the errant bones, keeping track until he’s missing only one, the second metatarsal of the right foot. Scanning erratically, his flashlight beam glances across the trunk of one of the large trees. Leaning up against it is the younger Amelia. 

“It took you long enough. Is this what you’re looking for?” she says, holding the bone between the pointer and middle finger of her right hand.

Hugh’s confidence grows. He’s taller and stronger.

Walking toward Amelia, Hugh shouts, “Give it back, you cunt!”

“Come get it,” she taunts.

Hugh charges, running at her with full force. Amelia turns the bone around, exposing an end that has been cut on the bias and sharpened. Just as Hugh reaches her, she punches him in the face, driving the bone through his left eye, causing him to fall onto his back, screaming in pain. Without hesitation, she stomps the bone further into his skull with her right foot, still clad in open-toe shoes.

Amelia doesn’t stop. Her feet slam onto his face over and over, bloodying him until each of Hugh’s breaths manifests a gurgle. Then there’s quiet.  

A demented grin paints itself across Amelia’s face as she sees herself reflected in the stainless steel blade of Hugh’s bone saw. She gets to work, forcing the blade through the tender skin just above his left ankle, then grinding into bone. The serrated stainless steel makes short work of it. Then she repeats the act, taking his right foot as well. With her prizes in hand, Amelia leaves Hugh where he fell. 

After hoisting herself into his truck, she drives off just as a line of blue lights comes into view through distant foliage. As Amelia accelerates onto Highway Ninety-Five via the Gold Rock exit, she cannot help but pull out Hugh’s left foot and grind it between her sharp teeth.

Alex S. Johnson

The Doom Hippies Vs. Harvard

“What appears to be the problem?” Jade McKenna peered through horned-rim glasses at the body pile up. “I thought we had trained the Final Dogs to eat the bodies…”

She paused and dabbed at her face. Something was wrong, Something was very wrong.

It had all begun with the addition of The Doom Hippies, a collection of dark satire by Alex S. Johnson, to the collection at the Widener Library. The author had donated the book and added a sigil written in his own blood as well as an embedded curse. Subsequently, havoc spread through Harvard like snaking fingers of Mandelbrot juice. The entire student body was infected. Green juices poured copiously from genitalia. Minds were at first subtly inflamed, then engorged, with phallic juts bursting through foreheads and spearing dead babies through stained class widows. Eyes crackled with emerald fire like icicles stored in the dendrites of Notre Dame cathedral as it walked to and fro in an ever-widening circle of chaos stars. 

“I actually did no such thing,” Johnson said in her right ear. “And frankly, it’s Craig Thomas’s fault. It’s on him. He was so enthusiastic to get the book from me, especially after he read the product description on amazon. I think it was the story ‘Vampussy’ that did it.”

“Granted, yes, it was probably…that story, or maybe it was his story ‘Walpurgisnatch’ that Kari Lee Krome put him up to.”

“But ‘Walpurgisnatch” isn’t in The Doom Hippies,” Johnson reminded her. “It’s in the forthcoming sequel, The Doom Hippies III: Cancelled and Deleted Tales. The one you’ve got in your hand right now.”

McKenna reached out as though her hand was on a spring attachment and swatted Johnson’s busy ghost like a mosquito.

“Get away from me, you Haunto-Fiction motherfucker. You’re as bad as Jordan Gallader. Lots of you ghosts have been swarming the Harvard hive mind  of late.”

“Bitch, I ain’t dead yet.”

“So you’re undead. Honestly, it doesn’t matter to my busty curvy sexy Sadie self in the slightest. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going back to my porno librarian job.” She said all this in a husky voice while passing her hands over her D cups.

Johnson’s engorged astral cock spurted white hot jissom on the dendrites of Berlin in the 70s, when a coke-addled David Bowie had fled the grim scene that spawned the Thin White Duke. McKenna smeared her ivory fine tuned hands through his spunk on purpose at first, then down her face, then down her titties, finally resting on a bust of Phallus constructed in absentia around a wire sculpture invoked by Dr. Anton Shreck as he constructed Lemmy Kilmister’s hot body double in 5.0 Dolby stereo.

“I’m so horny right now,” whispered Johnson directly into McKenna’s sordid, depraved cunt. “I’m horny for you, I’m horny for posterity, I’m horny for fame, I’m excited to be here, I’m wanting more and more and more of the wonderful cool blue neon fire of possessing the hive mind, as the final king and reigning champeen at the bittersuites to Succubi…fire…fire…fire is cool.”

“Whatever,” said McKenna. “Me for some o’ that gore candy and animal tranqs.” She thrust the ubiquitous copy of The Doom Hippies away from her, the one that so many redeemed Catholic schoolgirls had used to emancipate themselves from their inhibitions, and glanced at herself in the male gaze mirror of Johnson’s erotic obsessions. She was bound to a wheel with a bit gag in her mouth, blood dripping down her body. She felt objectified in the most wonderful and liberating way.

The Widener Library’s cum-crusted copy of honorary Dr. Johnson’s dark satire monsterpiece grew stilts and a hedgerow of soft parades, beginning its epic trek across the Himalayas in an attempt to replicate itself at the foundation of reality.

M.P. Powers

the nobody inn 

it claimed it was a non-smoking unit 
but it reeked of stale smoke and there were 
cigarette burns in the bedding and the refrigerator 
was about a meter from the bed 

and there was a towel in the freezer 
and a toaster and coffee pot were on top 
of the water boiler and there was a hat 
wedged behind the tv and the toilet seat 

was cracked and someone had left infection 
ointment in the vanity and given the number 

of bugs and other hungry organisms 
in the room you got the impression 
the owner of the hotel was a believer 
in the sanctity of life 

he was a little old indian man 
a kind old man with the most elegant hands you’ve
ever seen but when I called him to complain 
the phone just kept ringing 
and ringing so eventually I gave up 

and had a little whisky
and watched bonanza
then lay down 
on top of the mattress and slept
with all my clothes on.

T.W. Crone

Last Dance

Sheri entered the Starbucks and ran her red-nailed hand through her platinum blonde hair. As Billie Holliday sang “As Time Goes By” from speakers overhead, her pink heels snagged on the rubber entry mat, and she stumbled forward, catching her designer sunglasses before they fell on the beige floor tiles.

“Have a nice trip?” a familiar voice snarked.  Sheri looked up and found her bestie, Coco, a chocolate-skinned beauty with big hair wearing a tight red jumpsuit, beckoning her to the community table. “Yo, bitch, get over here!”

Removing her troublesome footwear, Sheri walked over and dumped them on the table. She looked up to a heavy-set barista with acne behind the counter. “Excuse me, sir?” She squinted cartoonishly. “Oh, ma’am, could I get a hot, tall white chocolate mocha with whipped cream, please?” she said, blinking her long lashes rapidly. The barista frowned and nodded. Sheri sat at the table across from her bestie, crossing her long, creamy legs to prevent giving anyone a free look up her short black mini-skirt.

“So bitch, how ya doin’?” Coco said once her friend settled.

“Just got another five hundie tip.”

“What? You little slut. You’d better hope they don’t find you’re doing more than private dances.” Coco shot her friend a wry smile and sipped her tall drink that had more in common with a milkshake than coffee.

“Hey, I don’t do anything extra.”

Coco’s eyes squinted with doubt.

“Seriously, I just whisper sweet nothings in their ear and imply something ‘special’ might happen if they put in a large tip and show me on the app.”

Coco finished a long sip as the barista arrived at the table and set down Sheri’s milky drink.

“Thank you, dear.” Sheri handed the server a fifty-dollar bill and then shooed them away. They smirked and headed back to the counter.

“You are so mean to her. That karma gonna get you,” Coco said, wagging a long finger.

Sheri rolled her eyes.

“So kiss and tell bitch,” Coco said, leaning forward. “How do you get the big tips without putting out and without getting complaints.” She lowered her voice to a whisper. “I also notice you don’t get no repeat business neither.”

Sheri’s smile cooled. “Life after Life” started playing. “I just pick the disgusting, reclusive ones with stalker vibes that no one else will service. They just appreciate me is all. Once they’ve seen my moves, those memories last them the rest of their lives.” She took a long sip from her drink.

“That’s bullshit, and you know it. Just fucking tell bitch.”

Sheri locked gazes with Coco.

“Welcome to Starbucks!” several baristas chimed as a new patron entered. The two working women didn’t move or blink.

Sheri placed her drink on the table, wiping some of the whiteness from her lips. “I do my research.” Her friend cocked her Q-tipped head like a confused dog. “They have health issues. I make sure my lap dance is their last.” Her phone buzzed. “Well, would you lookie there?” She showed the screen to her friend. “Another creep with a heart condition who doesn’t trust banks and has no friends to care what might have happened before he was found dead.” She put her glasses on, took a final sip from her drink, grabbed her shoes off the table, and strolled to the door.

Sheri glanced back to see Coco’s mouth still silently agape.

“Bye, bitch.”

Casey Renee Kiser

The Horror We LoVe, The Movie We LiVe

It all starts when we let it in;
plants a flag under our skin

The Thing must be You
The Thing must be Me
The Thing must be Us
in each other’s company

How the distance takes our shape
when we don’t choose a form to
just fucking communicate

Lights out; crawl around within
No surrender for the win

You’re suspecting Me
I’m suspecting You
They’re suspecting Us;
Seeing red when we are blue

Last swig of that J & B;
Let’s end this here with the flames
The real thing, we’ll never see