Infinite Wisdom
God looking down on Earth,
Seeing what He had created,
Cried, “What have I done?”
Best start over from scratch.
But do what with what He
Had already made, all the
Little beings running amuck
Screwing things up on a
Perpetual basis. And oh so
Many of them shouting His
Name in their shenanigans.
Satan said, “Kill them all
And let God sort them out.”
And God said, “Now that’s
An idea as original as dirt.
Dumbass. That just puts it
All back on Me.” Finally,
God, in His infinite wisdom,
Lit up a doobie and said,
“I’ll deal with it tomorrow.”
And I say, “Thanks a heap,
God. That doesn’t fix shit.”
And God saith, “Chill, Dan.”
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