wal-mart customer
who would’ve known
the guy who considers anything
with a vegan label to be a threat
on a par with the suitcase nuke
is also the guy who’s never come
within a bargepole’s distance
from the self-checkout line
and the one who refuses to return
his shopping cart to the stack
and leaves it in the gap
between his jeep grand cherokee
and the car next to it a 3/4th drunk
plastic cup of mountain dew
in the cupholder who would’ve
known who would’ve known who
would’ve known?
Horror Sleaze Trash 