Dildo-Infested Waters
The beach has been closed again.
Dildo-infested waters according to the sign.
An uncanny likeness bobbing just above the waterline.
Boaters warned to kill their engines before the thrusting wake.
Giant seafaring phalluses that could split you right in two.
A panicked message from the tourism board:
Don’t go in the water! No lifeguard on duty!
No one has creamed themselves yet,
but it is only a matter a time.
Horror Sleaze Trash 