Daniel S. Irwin

Fred Says

So, Fred says, “I don’t feel so good.”
I say, “That’s no surprise.  You’re dead.”
Fred says, “Dead?  Whatchu mean?”
I say, “Remember?  You were hit by a train.”
Fred say, “I’m dead.  Then how come I’m talkin’?”
I say, “‘Cause you’re not only dead, you’re crazy.”
Fred says, “If I’m dead, how come you’re talkin’ to me?”
I say, “‘Cause I’m crazy, too.”